Mandator

A whimsical creature that is said to haunt residence halls of various campuses, especially on the day of Tesday. They are known to decrease your intelligence as well as leave you writhing in a fit of laughter without any way in which to salvage what is left of your knowledge. Also known to cause ridicule, tardiness, sleepless nights, exhaustion, and a general sense of helplessness.

When he ran into the Mandator, he couldn't remember how to spell anything!

She followed the Mandator with hopes of catching it, but was caught in its gaze and now she cannot stop laughing.

by BigJGH August 17, 2010

marathonic

Said of something where you have to work hard on something non-stop for a long time in a way that could be compared to a marathon.

P1: How's your day?
P2: Marathonic! I've been studying so much today, it's been 7 hours already and I still have 2 more chapters to go.

by meln98 October 6, 2011

marathoning a bitch

when one has sex with his or her partner 26 times before leaving the bedroom.

"I'd love to cover your shift but I'm marathoning a bitch this weekend"

by CrowmanLives69 December 2, 2016

Marathon Pedophile

A breed of Pedophiles that attempts to argue and normalize pedophilia before eventually molesting you, thus amplifying the guilt you feel towards turning them in.

Person 1: "Yeah, he kept insisting societies outlook on pedophilia is unscientific and based on nonsense. He even tried to say that some girls are "mature" for their age and should decide for themselves".

Person 2: "Sounds like a Marathon Pedophile".

by bigchungus45 June 22, 2021

2 minute marathon

Tryin' not to bust that nut within two minutes.

"Yo, that booty almost got me tutti frutti real quick, homegirl had me running the 2 minute marathon."

by lordfarkwad April 14, 2017

New York Marathon

This event consists of ejaculation, twice in one session of masterbation. There are no breaks allowed and porn must be used to conquer this masterfull feat. It is named the New York Marathon because to accomplish this feat you need to have physical and mental endurance. Just like the Nike motto, JUST DO IT.

I got blue balled so bad that i had to do a New York Marathon to get all the cum out of me.

by SCOTT HYMAN August 4, 2006

mancation

When Bogey Boyz that are golfers get together to turn their phones off, turn their minds off, turn their significant other off, and enjoy good clean fun over a few rounds of golf, poker, jokes in bad taste, and far too many laughs to be honest about when they return home.

I went on a mancation with the guys on a Bogey Boyz golf trip.

by Bogey Al March 14, 2008