Melanie Maynard

Melanie Maynard is the name given to the biggest loser known to man. Although strikingly Gorgeous, they do not always seem to be that smart. They like to lose at most games as well as suck very much at games such as guitar hero and rock band. If a Melanie Maynard comes in contact with a jake brown , number one in most books and at the top of the food chain, the melanie will give up any challeneg because they know they will lose :)

A Jake Brown horribly beating a melanie maynard on guitar hero. Melanie Maynard 65% vs Jake Brown 96%

by Mr. Incredible man to the left March 24, 2009

Melyna

A friend that is black from the inside. A loyal hoe Wired how a hoe could be loyal right?
A friend that can be trusted on everything.
Well mabye not everything.

That bitch is such a melyna

by Melyna November 18, 2016

malana ofchinick

Most beautiful person you will ever meet.most caring and sweet girl you will ever know.Easy going.Everybody is very jealous of her beauty.Usally has ombre hair and brown eyes.Likes to do softball and gymnastics for fun.
If the boys want a girl then they must want a Malana

Guy1-I found this beautiful girl at the mall

Guy2-Was her name Malana Ofchinick

Guy1- How did you know

by Malana Ofchinick June 16, 2017

Malina

Malina is the most faggoty person you’ll ever meet, she’s kinda lesbian tho. She’s very NOT loyal to her girlfriend, which is one of her multiple flaws...

Ew it’s her, malina

by 6ix9ineIsMyBioDad October 9, 2019

Malina

Fortnite mom

Player 1:Mom come resss meeeee
That is a Malina

by Dick hard 1 June 1, 2020

malsnatch

1) a failed attempt at a snatch

2) when you drop something in an attempt to catch it

Puckett: THINK FAST! (throws to 2nd base perfectly)
Hansen drops the ball
Puckett: KAITLYn---MALSNATCH!

by yazoo987 April 5, 2008

Malnasnoozin

The effect of depravity of sleep from some bastard talking all night

"Shut the fuck up! im gonna get Malnasnoozin"

by MrGimpodo August 16, 2010