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Melanie Maynard is the name given to the biggest loser known to man. Although strikingly Gorgeous, they do not always seem to be that smart. They like to lose at most games as well as suck very much at games such as guitar hero and rock band. If a Melanie Maynard comes in contact with a jake brown , number one in most books and at the top of the food chain, the melanie will give up any challeneg because they know they will lose :)
A Jake Brown horribly beating a melanie maynard on guitar hero. Melanie Maynard 65% vs Jake Brown 96%
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