malduit

A fucking loser that can't get a kill on Creative Destruction who loves females and White Girl Wednesday.

Follow ig Malduit

He's such a malduit

by trentvevo February 5, 2019

Malockey

Hockey that is played in the mall with one of the store's equipment. (usually one person is the look out)(usually ends up in getting kicked out)

Yah we were totally kicked out of sport check for playing a simple game of malockey

by suirtemed September 6, 2007

Bavarian Malfunction

A core exercise that was created by Nick Long of NTHXC. The exercise works the muscles of the back. It is done by laying on one's stomach then raising his/her legs, chest, arms, and head off of the ground so that just the stomach is touching. The exercise is commonly incorrectly identified as "supermans."

Man, I'm pooped. Those supermans really worked my back.

Supermans? What? Oh, you mean the bavarian malfunctions.

by Samuel L J December 21, 2008

costume malfunction

When that cheap rubber band or the staples that hold the rubber band in place on your Halloween mask break.

OMG! Everyone at the party thought I was George Bush until my mask came off.

by Ghost of Halloween past October 31, 2004

Malouda

Something completely and utterly fucking useless.

Malouda is totally Malouda.

by disgruntled chelsea fan October 20, 2008

Malo

The fuhrer of Russia. This guy is so bad ass that with a single look he makes fags like I Shyat I drop to their knees and suck his fat penis.

Shyat: No!!! It's ma- *nomnomnomnomnom*
Malo: In soviet Russia, penis sucks you ;)

by The_Manshark May 25, 2010

Mallu

"mallu" is a brave and smart woman; that you will only find once.
the "mallu" girl is usually jealous and a great girfriend; a kind of girl for you to get married with

"I wanna marry a mallu kind of girl"

by skepticgirl February 11, 2018