Lonerise

Your friends have ditched you or you are all alone by yourself.

Just Lonerise me why don't you!

by Ashleigh Hayes!!!!!!:) November 11, 2003

Lorker

Simple: a Loser and a dork...i am not sure where the er was put in

Look at that guy...he's such a lorker

by Meg March 29, 2005

lonering

The act of being a loner or reflecting the qualities of a loner.

"What's that girl doing in that corner all by herself?"
"You know, just lonering."

"Sorry we weren't able to get you a seat next to us on the plane. Happy lonering for the next 8 hours!"

by Peggy the one and only July 5, 2012

Lorne

5.2" Sex Machine

What an immaculately coiffed pretentious assboil! Must be a Lorne.

by steponalego69 June 17, 2015

Internet Loner

One who spends way to much time on the internet chatting or doing other miscilleanos activities.

Jake is such an internet loner, he has no real friends except those other Internet loners online.

by slarfuggle June 10, 2008

Canadian Loaner

Another name for a blow - job, most typically used as slang in Canada.

"Last night was great! My girlfriend gave me one heck of a Canadian Loaner!"

by Captain of Falcons April 2, 2012

Max Lerner

likes cock, mostly...sometimes is found by his roomate, me, playing with a large purple jelly penis.

Elton John, your mom (yes, he swallows), that guy from dawsons creek, boss 2, and most of 3, Hammerschlag. Other people who support the gay rights movement

by Tai Chee October 7, 2003