Loinworm

Parasitic loin-dwelling organism prone to enjoying Sunday evening television programming. May cause excessive chaffing and itchiness in laboratory mice.

Holy fucking shit Ricky, get a hammer I think I've got the loinworms!

by Dr. Popular March 16, 2003

loink

another word for penis,schlong

Lick my loink! My loink loves spaloinking.

by Yoink Maloink May 6, 2006

Loincloth

an item of clothing although typically underwear which is worn solely for the purpose of attracting the opposite of sex and getting laid.

i knew she wanted some c*** when she revealed her loincloth

by Harry axe wound December 19, 2008

Burning loins

The place where the tingly feeling appears when you see.....

Jade: please stick your mouth in it
Tyler: where bb
Jade: in my burning loins
Tyler: alright but I’m next! ;)
Jade: oh. My god your. Deeper, hurry, come on. PUSH. HARDER. *pushes Tyler’s head into her more and wraps her legs around his head*
Tyler: right my turn
Jade peels herself off of Tyler, her loins are pumping. She begins to kiss Tyler and suck him as she advances down to his lower abdomen. Without hesitation Tyler’s dick plunged into her mouth and she massages every nerve with her tongue 👅

by average girl May 20, 2020

loins scratch

when you sit your head on your partners loins face down, with your top off.

Your partner would give you a loins scratch or message

by Snarly May 28, 2008

Loebing

Verb. When a comic book story is moving too slow and the release dates are too spread out.

Man, I tried to keep up with Ultimate X but it started loebing so I faded out of it.

by BGred July 4, 2010

loin lion

A big hairy pussy.

If you're thinking of taming that loin lion you'd better bring a whip, chair, and razor!

by Omar O. Ungh March 9, 2011