Anna: "Dad, what does liberal mean?"
Dad: "It means you do not agree with things that Republicans, AKA, the smart people, say.
Anna: " So, they don't agree with us?"
Dad: "Yep, that's right!"
Dad: "It means you do not agree with things that Republicans, AKA, the smart people, say.
Anna: " So, they don't agree with us?"
Dad: "Yep, that's right!"
by Smart_But_A_Republican June 10, 2020

The people who took the Pledge of Allegiance out of schools because it “forces” some kids to say “under god”, However Muslims can still wear their turbans on their heads for their religion because if we told them they couldn’t it would be unconstitutional?
Abdar Al Suckadick doesnt have to stand for the pledge because its against his religion. Meanwhile John Doe saw Mr. Suckadick and told his liberal parents about it and eventually shit went down and good bye freedom. Liberals suck, they fuck everything up by making things complicated
by Freedomisntfree July 20, 2008

by C0nm4n October 21, 2020

a device used in the movie MEET THE PARENTS II that Barbra Steisand carried around with her to show couples how to have better sex. Adds for the LIBERATOR can be seen on the internet and in the back of magazines. It can be changed into many different positions to get the best angles for sex.
With the LIBERATOR the octoganarians were able to get into positions to have sex that have not been possible since their twenties.
by Deborah Lee July 1, 2006

A Synonym For Dumbass Retard.
by JustMilk July 25, 2020

by Jim Ignatauski July 4, 2005

Technically, Liberalism is at the center of the political spectrum. In UK politics, this position is championed by the Liberal Democrat Party. However, in the US, 'Liberal' is often used to describe members of the Democratic Party, despite the Democratic Party occupying the socialist area of the spectrum, much like the Labour Party.
UK:
Jack: Which party do you support?
John: Lib Dem.
Jack: So you're a Liberal?
John: Yep.
US:
Jack: Which party do you support?
John: Democrat.
Jack: So you're a Liberal?
John: No, I'm a socialist.
Jack: Which party do you support?
John: Lib Dem.
Jack: So you're a Liberal?
John: Yep.
US:
Jack: Which party do you support?
John: Democrat.
Jack: So you're a Liberal?
John: No, I'm a socialist.
by themanwhoeatscheese December 28, 2010
