Laptop

To give one individual or more Lap and top

Me and my people just got done using the laptop with Rachel.

by R.i.p Zilyo May 13, 2020

Scaffolders Laptop

Scaffolders Laptop = Fruit Machine, Diddler or any kind of gaming machine found in bars that will ultimately lose you money but seems to attract people nevertheless especially from the laboring trades.

"Man, I cant believe Numnuts over there just won £20 on that scaffolders laptop, I've been diddling it for over an hour!!"

"He's pro man!? he's a scaffolder!!""

"Ahhhh....."

by Quickerwit October 6, 2011

lametard

A word devised by lame and retarded people for easy self-reference.

How about 'lametard'? That sounds cool and that is so us!

by Kumar Nahimaputalam February 15, 2006

lapeer

A hick town with absoulutly nothing to do...

Man Lapeer sucks!!!!

by BlackToxin October 20, 2008

lametastic

The state of being extremely lame; alternately, being so lame that it attracts attention.

Man, have you seen the Numa Numa Kid??? That guy is lametastic.

by Freaq July 24, 2008

laptarded

someone who cannot use a laptop

they waisted that laptop by giving it to the laptarded guy

by ladymerlin December 2, 2007

laptip

noun. sexual innuendo. The tip of a mans lap.

FEMALE: what is that?
MALE: that is my laptip poking you... sorry.

by Samantha Thorsby October 26, 2008