flesh lance

the boner, fuck stick, dick, beef dart, penis, etc.

preston livingston is a flesh lance

by skyn December 17, 2003

danko-lantern

A device used to smoke the refer. All you need is a small bucket, a sweatshirt, and some tape. You take the sweatshirt and put it over the bucket so that the bottom of the shirt goes over the hole in the bucket. Tape the bottom of the shirt to the bottom of the bucket so that when you stick your head through the shirt, your head will be in the bucket. You then get friends to blow smoke through the sleeves of the shirt, thus entering the bucket and crumping you up. Probably the greatest invention ever.

Josh was "hot-boxing" in the danko-lantern.

by Dontell August 27, 2007

lamb lance

penis; the male love weapon; pork sword; beef bayonet

Mary was looking hot as she bent over the freezer, so I whipped down her white panties and pounded her clown's pocket with my lamb lance.

by Stevo Davo March 6, 2008

Sack Lantern

To place a flashlight on your sack and shine light up through, creating a redish glow or lantern effect

Remember that time Nick did the Sack Lantern and then Luke stuck the flashlight in his mouth?" "Ya man Luke took that Sack Lantern!

by nickvanl April 28, 2011

manky langer

Irish slang term meaning Filthy Drunk

That ole' Mick Jamie pissed himself, he's nothing but a Manky Langer

by BigFish March 12, 2015

landerdoodle

1. A cross between KLL and a poodle.
2. A subversive cluster f#cking of a simple task.

1. LL: Do you like our new Landerdoodle? Do you think it looks more like the stud or the bitch?
KP: Definitely, the stud. I recognize those neuticles.

2. Damn, I need to start over...this has been completely landerdoodled.

by fu_db May 19, 2009

Lance Commandant

A Lance Corporal in the USMC who abuses his power by making Privates and Private First Classes do dumb shit. A Lance Commandant is usually overly strict, and just an asshole that hates life and takes out his frustration on others below him. He thinks he is better than the rest of the junior enlisted just because he has been in the USMC for a few more months.

"Wow, one guy is one minute late to the fifteen prior for our accountability formation at 5:00am, so Lance Commandant is making us all pick up every single shell on the beach as a punishment, because apparently it's our fault the marine is slow as hell."

by Kreator89 February 6, 2010