Knackard Bell

Name given to a particular brand of computer or laptop when it goes wrong, which they invariably do.

Hey dude, there's a load of new listings on ebay for Knackard Bell pc's.

by Little Computer Nerd December 8, 2009

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Knacklet

a word that is in the dictionary that should not be.

Some examplet of knacklets are "evil," "family," and "love," all of which are in the dictionary, all of which are defined, and all of which have so many subjective definitions that one is hard-pressed to be satisfied with a single or even multiple ones.

by R. Henderson April 14, 2010

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Knack Knicker

(nak' nik ah) A person who cannot leave a hotel room without taking every tea bag, sugar sachet, complimentary shampoo and even the spare loo roll.

Taken without asking, the knack knicker need an extra suitcase just to fit this stuff.

by reezy_bear November 22, 2010

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Knacker mag

This is another phrase for top shelf porn magazines. "Knackers" in this instance refers to your bollocks. A knacker mag is therefore a magazine that you can use to help you get your knackers off.

have you got a knacker mag handy I fancy a wank

by rmp2 January 13, 2011

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knackerise

(vb) to grab, squeeze and/or pull the testicles, either through the clothes or by opening the fly, to cause more or less severe pain. English. knacker knackers

Sometimes as a joke, often as torture, occasionally so that the victim will be so preoccupied with his pain that he desists from some antisocial behaviour.

He was being too aggressive, so I knackerised him. That gave him something to think about.

There's (name)! It's his birthday: grab him and knackerise him! Make his day!

by frankieco January 24, 2012

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