pot calling the kettle black

an idiom, in saying that something is, while the one saying it *is* that thing.

I ran into the conformist at SamGoody with an Eminem cd, whereas I had a Blondie cd. He said I was retarded because I was 'listening to shit.' I replied 'Well, talk about the pot calling the kettle black.'

by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 30, 2004

kettle iron

The gungy material found around the genetalia of girls who don't subscribe to the theory of personal hygiene. Bears an uncanny resemblance to limescale that forms in the bottom of a kettle - hence kettle iron. See also, fanny batter

Bob was about to tuck into a tasy fish supper, when he noticed Jayne's kettle iron

by Mista O August 7, 2006

kettle hole

a sump in Stony Brook, NY where massive parties go on and people get plastered and have to find their way out of the woods home.

"Dude, you wanna go to kettle hole tonight?"
"Hell no! I always get lost in the woods"

by s-section July 1, 2009

Kettleitis

The fear of going to the kettle to make tea/coffe for your guests.

"Leanne, your suffering from kettleitis, go make the coffee"

by ^piE^ July 6, 2009

Kettle face

Kettle face-The Results of a kettle attack. The Face is so battered it resembles the print of a kettle.

Youve been kettled.

He was smacked with that kettle, hes got a kettle face.

by Mr-Simmas August 21, 2009

Kettle-Blind

A form of denial about oneself that allows someone to be extremely hypocritical. It refers to the old saying about the pot calling the kettle "black"

I can't believe Roseanne Barr called me fat. She is kettle-blind.

by MonkeyWings August 6, 2010

Kettle Breath

The steam that comes out of your mouth when it's cold.

- It was freezing this morning, I had full on kettle breath!

- "It's sooooo cold! I'm sitting here watching your kettle breath, wondering if you are hiding a cigarette behind your back!"

by maet AT MOCEA June 24, 2012