kretch

Sort of like, "fuck", or "damn", but you can say it in front of children, and on NBC in the 1960's. And, yes, this is from the Monkees. However, this is not how they used it. I would just like to see it get used as a swear word.

Michael: "Oh, Micky, your tire blew", Micky: "Kretch!"

by SexxxySleepyJean December 13, 2004

Ketchup Pre-Cum

The liquidy substance that comes out of the bottle before the ketchup

Some fucking ketchup pre-cum got on my fries and I'm pissed

by Charizarddd June 13, 2015

The Ketchup Rule

The unwritten rule that permits anyone to blatantly skip a line of people who have patiently waited to order their food (regardless of the size of the line, or time waited to be served) to run up to a cashier.. Interrupt their conversation with a customer (Mid-sentence if need be), and ask for ketchup or any other type of packaged condiment (e.g mustard, mayonnaise) without getting the slightest bit of an argument from ANY-ONE

everyone respects the rule, otherwise.. Chuck Norris will begin to jump out of happy meals and commit unspeakable crimes.

McDonalds Cashier to customer: would you like some fries with th-

Man exercising his right to enforce the Ketchup Rule: I need ketchup and perhaps other various fast food condiments..

McDonalds cashier: OFCOURCE SIR! SOMEBODY BRING ME KETCHUP AT ONCE!!

by Jwn Cmaffi December 17, 2008

ketchup

a bad cook's best friend. made from magical ingredients, it has the ability to make even the most repulsive food at least bearable.

every time i burn pancakes i throw some ketchup on them and people always eat them.

by bobertdude January 26, 2009

Delia Ketchum

Ash's mom who is very cute and if you were a chao you would skip towards her without question But then Chao aren't in pokemon but then again the show is just fucking retarted

Damn......Pallet towns hot mom is Delia Ketchum.

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

ketchup bottled

verb. 1. to have one's penish smashed with the palm of his unexperienced girlfried's hand during a handjob.
2. to have one's dick smashed as if it was a ketchup bottle.

1. That dude can't walk cuz his dick got ketchup bottled last night.
2. "Damn girl, why did you have to ketchup bottle me.... that really hurt bad, now my dick is bleeding."

by JandE August 5, 2008

Ketchustard

Ketchup and Mustard mixed together. This used to be a popular dip for french fries and several other dishes until about the year 2005. Now Mayochup is being eaten on everything including french fries.

People used to be fans of Ketchustard before 2005, now everybody despises Ketchustard and loves Mayochup instead

by Phaenixdrools October 20, 2008