Kariem 

A baller who continuously injures himself so he can get laid or score some chicks.

He is such a Kariem!

Kariem by urbandirector April 7, 2017

kaiser 

To spend an entire night trying for a girl only to go back to her place and reject her advances because you'd rather get to know her better first.

Guy 1: Yo I had such a good time with this girl last night.
Guy 2: Ohh nice, so you got it in?
Guy 3: Nah man I totally Kaiser'd her. Why won't she text me back!?!

kaiser by Wifin on the phone gimme $20 November 3, 2011

kaiser 

To be caught masturbating.

To masturbate.

Named in honor of a certain individual at PHS, who had a hard time keeping his pants on.

I went eleven days without kaisering, and when I did, I blew the roof off.

That was a tough workout, I'm gonna kaiser as soon as I get home.

I had a ton of studying to do, and I couldn't stop myself from kaisering to relieve stress.

kaiser by Boo Radley of Penfield April 1, 2007

kaiser 

1. some one with a big penis that is hot
2. some one who is hung like a horse

omg stephanie he is a kaiser

kaiser by beast head June 16, 2008

Kysologie (Kys;Käse Yarak Sucuk Lehre) 

Die Kysologie (Kys;Käse Yarak Sucuk Lehre) befasst sich mit Themen wie z.B. "OLLUM MACH GUTE DÖNER AMINA KUYIM" oder "Wolle lecke meine Oberlippe? Ich gebe dir Gellet!" aber am meisten auf das Thema "Wie mache ich einen perfekten Döner?" und dazu gibt es eine wichtige Formel: Einmal Döner mit alles weil Allem heute nix arbeiten,
Döner Haram Fleisch, Tomaten, Zwiebel, Knoblauch (Damit nix nur dein Axel stinken) und wichtig Salad damit dein Habibi nicht noch fetter wird.

Amina Kuyim ich gib dir gleich Kysologie (Kys;Käse Yarak Sucuk Lehre) in dein Fresse! Komm doch her!

Kysologie (Kys;Käse Yarak Sucuk Lehre) by Kysologe September 10, 2017

Kaiser Sung 

see "Steve Nash"

Kaiser Sung by Durban April 10, 2003

kalie firsky 

a type of hot sauce for on the go!

when yer in the hury there's not worry!

"man i got the chicken but oh shit! fogot the hot sauce! good thing i always carry some kalie firsky fire sauce with me! shit's spicy!"

kalie firsky by tim tittiy March 7, 2010