Brayden Charmon-Johnston

a penis sucking parasite that enjoys the idea of climbing up a mans urethra and then expanding its very sharp spines into its prey causing excruciating pain where it will then start to lick the inside of said preys penis until eventual removal of the parasite

"OMFG IVE GOT A BRAYDEN CHARMON-JOHNSTON!!!!!!! WAT DO I DO!!??!?!?"

"um... ive got a knife?"

"YEAH THATLL WORK!!!"

by ROFLSHARK:) November 2, 2009

Johnothan

The most passionate man alive. He loves the hardest, cries the softest and touches the sweetest parts of your minds imagination. Johnothan will turn you gay with the way he looks at his cats and he has a huge weiner.

Is that guy single?? No, it's Johnothan.

by RickGlass October 1, 2019

johners

A johners is the peak of all things are fucking EPIC!! A johners is someone that has surpassed God status and made the Universe their bitch because they cannot become anything more than existence istelf.

The only way you could ever become supreme is if you could summon johners and embody it.

by Furfurbush1976 November 27, 2019

Johnstown Jackoff

to have a homeless man help you masturbate, and during your climax said homeless man takes a shit on your chest

Bill: "OMFG!!! that johnstown jackoff was the best"

Jerry: "ya thank god he was a semi-clean homeless man"

by The Pi Guy17 September 26, 2009

johnathan

a type of pie

"Hey, what are you eating?"
"Its some Johnathan, want some?"

by teresaxlove October 17, 2008

johntate

a fucking retard who asks people what they got on there test just so that he can tell them he got a 100%. tate also is refferred to someone who has abnormally long butlocks.

JohnTate donated his butlocks to locks of love!

by Johnathan dittty tate November 10, 2008

Johneah

natural beauty; irresistable; god's gift

johneah exum

by exumoney February 11, 2010