by Johndarius June 18, 2018
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This the biggest average size nigga I'd evah seen holdin 3 kids on his back. Oh hell no let me get on dis too. Dang Johmarr
by Jaheimdademon April 12, 2017
Get the johmarr mug.the name of johnahan is describing a sexy , god like hair weeving man who holds the balls of the universe his shaft is probably bigger than bill gates's future. He is a real lady pleaser and will destroy you girls ovaries just by sticking the tip in. He has no control over how many ladies he pulls but just know he will steel you wife, daughter, son, uncle, niece and everybody in your family. Johnahan swings for both teams and will please a man if he really wants to or how he is feeling that day
Joe:"hey did you see Katelyn,why is she on a stretcher and has a lisp now"
Gavin:"i thing Johnahan got to her, she had it coming she should have known what she was about to endure"
Gavin:"i thing Johnahan got to her, she had it coming she should have known what she was about to endure"
by Eazy Ambitions October 14, 2017
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by Huge booty Katrina November 25, 2019
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by Shennnn January 14, 2020
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by Jefflikesmeff March 31, 2020
Get the Johnathan mug.hes my boyfriend , always will be :) i love him more then anything , he’s my only happiness and the reason i’m still here <3 he means so so much to me and i cant believe i got this lucky to get him as my novio :) i obviously don’t want him to die! but my wish is to be in love forever with him and die together peacefully :) i hope me and him can have kids when we are older! it will mean that our love will always keep going hopefully <3 i just love this man so much holy , he deserves everything he deserves the world he deserves so much love and i hope he is happy with me :) it’s okay if he isn’t one day . it might break me but aslong as mi novio is happy i will be happy <3 i just wish him the best i hope he is always safe and healthy i always wish that he is happy and loved bc he deserves it all :) mi amor i love you so so so so so much and i am so lucky to be yours and i’m so glad you’re mine :) we are together until the end & we might argue and struggle with our families sometimes but we will get through it together <3 i hope you know i care about your family even if they don’t like me , bc it will always be that way. and i know you care for my family and i love that about you , you care for me and them :) i lost my virginity to you , had my first kiss with you , first cuddles with you , felt happy for the first time in years. first boy to ever make me truly happy and feel loved <3 i love you so much johnathan , we will be together until the end <3 i love you. - ashley flores
by ashley flores <3 September 21, 2021
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