John 

big gay boi with big small penis

john is fat

John by KeyboardUser1000 March 7, 2019

John 

A guy who is very attractive in many ways and have a big dick like 7 inches is a good kisser very confusing and can get a girl at anytime.It will seem like he don't love you at points but he will always be therefor you no matter what happens.and he can dress and very popular and handsome as hell.

You see John over there he so handsome I wish he was my boyfriend👅💦💦

John by Diamond Reyes July 28, 2016

John 

Literally one of the most common names other than Muhammad. Typically a tall man with a fit build. Often times blue eyes and blonde or light brown hair. Can be extremely annoying yet funny as hell. Extremely caring and puts other people first. Faithful and loving and not afraid to show his emotions. Absolutely incredible athlete.

Who's Kirsten's new boyfriend?
Omg she's dating John, she's so lucky!

John by Jaydee red May 29, 2016

john 

a multi faced person who will always confuse you, is tan tall and has a huge dick. John will please you in any way possible if you let him

ooh whos that sexy beast, oh thats john hes great

john by johnmononononononono August 13, 2018

John 

Super dope likes to live on the edge. Impulsive at times but can come in clutch at times. Has multiple personalities likes using accents to mask his inner insecurities basically John is rough on the outside and a beautiful baby girl on the inside

John is dope

John by BiggieKyle October 20, 2018

John 

A Greek person that is og in Fortnite and has a tiny dick that even will his mom said that

Stop Johning around

John by Septicdtagon April 6, 2019

John 

john is usually a guy who is really funny. he can be dry sometimes but he is actually a really fun person to be around with. if he's canadian, he's a keeper💅 guys named john have a great personality and will always be there for you. he is kind of obsessed with steve carell👀 anywaysss he is a fun person

"that kid john is so funny"

John by sum1 that calls u dummy thicc April 18, 2020