G-Spot Jerrymandering

A coital action where you cross your wrists and begin to insert every finger into a female sex partner's vagina, then continue to push inward until all but the thumbs are inside. Turning your palms out facing you with wrists still crossed, you do an 8 finger stroking session along the entirety of the vaginal cavity including the G-spot. Continue this until your partner taps out from overstimulation.

"hey girl, you look a little pent up... I bet some G-Spot Jerrymandering will set you straight!"

by Jojolongwood April 24, 2021

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A very nice man who got peed on

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by IlDisTorTlI April 28, 2022

Jerry

A Jerry is a funny guy! Totally and completely loyal, well traveled, well educated, smart, funny, sexy, talented, good at everything, and a blast to be around. You have a friend for life with a Jerry, but do NOT piss a Jerry off. He can whoop some ass. It's hard to not love a Jerry. A Jerry can throw some wicked parties, is usually the life of the party, and knows everyone, and makes friends with anyone. A Jerry is picky about who he opens up to though. A Jerry is the total package.

Dude 1: Who is that guy whooping everyone's asses like a Jerry?

Dude 2: Oh! That's Jerry!

by Sparkly_Blu May 16, 2013

jerry falwell

a complete ass who blames everything on women, blacks, gays, etc. he lives in a massive house which i'd probably trty to blow up if there wasn't a huge-ass fence around it. it really sucks that my town has been refered to as "falwell's town."

holy crap, it's a giant white elephant! no, that's just falwell.

by Coward November 20, 2004

Jerry Meals

Backround info: The Pirates and Braves are in the middle of an 19 inning classic game when Jerry Meals ends it on one of the worst calls in baseball history by calling Julio Lugo safe at home plate. Long story short...baseball needs instant replay!!!!

1. To completely fuck something up.

2. To crush the dreams of an entire city thats been waiting 19 years for something.

Greg Brown the Announcer: Here comes the throw home, and he got him.... NO HE CALLED HIM SAFE!

Other Announcer: Wow that ump really pulled a Jerry Meals on that call.

by LetsGoBucs13 July 27, 2011

Jerricca

Jerricca's are genuinely very attractive people. They have large breasts, blonde hair, blue eyes and are tall. Never large. But still in charge. But if you meet one, feel blessed! They are a very rare breed and weather you love them or hate them, I guarantee you will never forget them. Truly one of a kind.

"I really wish I were a Jerricca, then I wouldn't have to go out in public with a paper bag on my head anymore"

by A Bucket Full Of Awesome August 4, 2009

Jerry Falwell

A political minister who claims he's "doing God's work" but that idiot dumbfucker hates women, gays/lesbians, abortionists/pro-abortionists, liberals, and anyone who isn't a Christian. He acts like an asshole most of the time and has little respect for others.

Without Jerry Falwell most of the country's problems would disappear.

by weirdgirl June 16, 2003