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Jerking off on a pile of sand

“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.
Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”

Bill “Yeah man”

Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand

Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”

Tim “I Already booked tickets”
by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022
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Jerking

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😏 jerking 😏
by Bitch 3 September 8, 2023
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jebbing it

Doing nothing with your life, living the eating chips and sleeping life style.
Ever since i got fired from my job i've been jebbing it.
by jebwinning January 13, 2024
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Jebbing

An expression used by Gen Z youth to indicate they are consuming hypothetical Jeb Bush premium content, and are subscribed to his monetized media endeavors.
"Hey sorry Aleandrous, I can't hang out tonight because I'll be Jebbing it up pretty hard."

"I jebbed so hard last night, I woke up with a major headache. Being a Jebber rocks."
by dudenreal January 22, 2024
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Jebbing it

Strolling through life without a care typically playing roblox and being racist all day
"Did lucas get that job?" "Nah he's still Jebbing it"
by yunggoat011 February 4, 2024
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jerking it crazy style

Jerking it crazy style is when. You have one leg on the kitchen counter, one leg on the floor, both hands vigorously jerking your penis. You must also be covered in baby oil, and making the facial expressions and sounds of a Tasmanian devil.

This act is to be done completely in the nude. (excluding religious headwear)
Santa was bringing me presents but he went back up the chimney when he caught me “jerking it crazy style”!
by Bjørk December 24, 2024
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jerking it crazy style

Jerking it crazy style is when. You have a leg propped up on the kitchen counter, and a leg on the floor. Both hands are vigorously jerking your penis. You must also be making the facial expressions and sounds of a Tasmanian devil.

This act is to be done in the nude covered in baby oil. (Religious headwear is exempt)
Santa was bringing me presents, but he went back up the chimney when he saw me “jerking it crazy style”!
by Bjørk December 24, 2024
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