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Jerking Off

The act of consuming a delicious beef jerky snack.
My mom asked "How do you eat that stuff"? after she caught me jerking off last night.
by Pirate Suite January 20, 2008
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dream jerkin

the ability to close your eyes and envision the girl/object that you'd like to fuck while jerkin your stuff at the same time.
Man I had THE best dream jerkin sesh today. Sometimes I truly amaze myself when it comes to multi-tasking.
by feces2 January 27, 2008
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jerkin' the nerkin

I walked into my dorm room and there was my roommate jerkin' the nerkin on my computer.
by A Rest Stop in January 31, 2007
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Jerking

A dance that originated in California

They wear tight ball hugger jeans, but have recently found a solution by making them stretchy. It does still make them look like women because of the fact that they want to look anorexic

All jerkers are automatically byterz and swagga jack moves from other street dances such as bboying, or cwalking.

Their only "original" moves are the reject, spongebob, dipping and their "jerk". Basically going squatting down as if you were on top for the cowgirl position and moving your hips fluidly as if you were having sex to slow music.

Although now they tend to not use their own moves, but are heavily into using kneedrops which they have retardedly labeled as a pindrop.

Jerking now has tried to become fresh by rejecting what they had tried to reject in the first place. They use various moves in c-walk and then going into kneedrop combos while using breakdance moves such as flares,headstand, helicopter (attempts), handstands, inverts, no-hopping airflares and other various moves.

(All moves are performed as attempts and are very shitty. To have a very good example, look at how Justin Bieber breakdances, except a lot slower with more kneedrops!)

Most likely in the future they will rename all of these and perform them half-assedly to make them their own moves.

Their favorite phrase is probably: "I can do that" because of their confidence to be able to be a good partner for guys in prison.
A jerker goes to a circle where people are dancing.

1 of 2 things will happen.

Scenario 1:

Jerker: Hey dude, I can do that!

(Does some retarded shit in the circle)

Non-Jerker: GTFO byter, you fucking suck.
(Gets burned and owned)
Everyone else: BOO, JERKING IS GAY!! Breakdancing is so much cooler.

Scenario 2:

Jerker: Hey let's all have a jerk-off
Jerker 2: Oh yeah, let get in on this jerking.
by Vanillaz April 25, 2010
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jerkin

A faggot ass dance for dudes who like to talk shit and wear tight jeans.
You see that busta jerkin.
by Dark Realist July 29, 2009
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Jerkin

A fad where black kids where scene clothes, only with added accesories, such as fake, nerdy glasses, and dance like they're having a seizure.
#1
Scene Kid: You made fun of me last year for wearing skinny jeans, and yours are skin tight and neon pink.

"Jerk": Datz cuz i'm jerkin dugg.

#2
White Kid: Someone call 911! That guy's having a seizure!

Black Kid: Naww dawg. Dat dudez jerkin!
by someone fed up with jerks February 18, 2010
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Jerkin

A dance for people who dress Fresh.

Most Popular Moves: Dippin & The Reject

Most popular Jerkin Song: "You're a Jerk" by "New Boyz"
"He gettin' it!"
"You're a Jerk....I Know!"
"Ima bout to get off"
"Can you jerk?"
"He Jerkin"
by FreshAssNigguh May 5, 2009
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