No jello

When you want to say something mean or rude about someone but in a total innocent, serious, honest and wholeheartedly way and that it has nothing to do with jealousy. And you know you're NOT jealous.

I really hate her boobs. They're way too big, really. No jello.

This man has an annoying smile, why do girls for it so much? No jello, dude.

by galbgalb July 5, 2012

Colon Jello

A thick substance that oozes from the rectum. Usually after the consumption and attempted digestion of Taco Bell.

"Cindy ate some of my colon jello with whipped cream."

by Logan Heckyes January 28, 2013

Smelly jello

It is the art of sticking jello up someone's asshole and then taking it out and smelling it untill you pass out.

Guy 1: hey dude want some smelly jello
Guy 2: mmmmh yes plz who's asshole
Guy 1:my bitches!
Guy2: OK yummmmm!

by Dropthecheese July 10, 2016

KY Jello

What Bill Cosby used.

Bill lubed up with the KY Jello.
K-Y-J-E-L-L-O

by Quantos June 12, 2018

Dirty Jello

When you scratch your ass with your underwear on, remove them and shove them in your partners mouth

She slept with my roommate in college so I tied her to her bed and gave her the Dirty Jello

by Nate-the Great March 31, 2020

Dirty Jello Fetus

When you shove a whole Jello mold into a women's vagina (or anus if she is practiced enough) and then you fuck her until the Jello chunks start falling out and have properly discolored your penis.

It was Thanksgiving, so you know I gave my wife a dirty Jello Fetus on the dining room table, but now the family refuses to look either of us in the eye.

by The Jello Fetus April 15, 2020

Strawberry Jello

A friend who treats you better than your own blood aka family. Strawberry jello is thicker than blood.

My family did not visit me in the hospital once thank for being my strawberry jello.

by anonymous December 17, 2020