jankubus

it means what ever you want it to mean

You are a jankubus

by dalton lowery October 31, 2003

jackulator

Jackulator- This is when your girlfriend is on the rag and refuses to suck your dick so she promise to give you some relief later on that night by jacking you off.

Hey babe, my balls are about to explode! You think you could help me out? Uhh NO, its that time of month but I will jackulator.

by JIMBOC130FE January 4, 2012

Jakubek

The stinky sweat under folds of fat on an extremely obese woman.

Oh my God! I know this is a gym but someone smells like some serious jakubek in here.

by Michael Murray-Holzman March 4, 2009

Jakuba

He is a furry and should be demoted, he also has a huge crush on dooms noob lol.
Other than that, he's just a dick in general and should be pooped on.

Oh shit it's Jakuba!
Everyone run! It's a furry!

by StrayberryShitcake February 10, 2019

Jakub

An absolute history nerd, totally unable to socialise and probably extremely depressed. A guy who thinks if he was Hitler, he would have won WWII. Always has political facts cause he's a fucking nerd, probably hates illegal immigrants or immigrants in general.

Person 1: hey is that jakub, what a nerd.
Person 2: yeah, probably gonna talk about immigrants again.

by Eric kinda exists April 25, 2019

jackbag

noun, referring to a person the speaker is unfamiliar with but who has quickly and unmistakably distinguishes himself as either a jackass or a dickbag. Used when the speaker is as yet unsure which insult best fits the recipient.

Who are all these jackbags that Google+ is suggesting I circle up and hang out with?

by wordsaremycraft July 22, 2011

jackballing

; verb. to get jackballed is to have a jack-in-the-box ball placed unwilling on your cars antenna more than likely the said jack ball was jacked from anothers' vehicle. thus acquired inappropriately

"What'd you do this weekend?"
"I went jackballing!"

"Dad! You totally jackballed me!"

by sup3r dup3r November 8, 2009