Italian

cant drink as much as the Irish and will never be has good looking!! Irish Rule!!

Italian Gweedos are faggs and use to much hair gel

by Irishredhead July 30, 2009

Italian

A people which is Nuffin special...y u american people like so much italians??? we'r just like u or others, not better..im ashamed 2 be italian...mafia, mangia-spaghetti... ma muder fortunately's australian...dey're hard-workin'!australia: the best country in tha universe!!! Aussie Aussie Oi oi oi!!

Mate: Hey, r u italian?
Me: yes, but i consider myself australian...i hate italy and his people!

by BallTillYaFall January 20, 2009

Italian

People who always win. Think about it. They have Ferrari, the best food, hot women, and they can act like guido douchebags on TV and become millionaires because of it. They might not do much of the work, but they always win.

God damn, I wish I was Italian.

by rapetti1000 May 21, 2013

italian

is a culture of italy

my grandpa was half italian and his dad was full italian

by dove36 January 2, 2015

Italian hangover

When someone cracks a wine bottle

Over your head.

Italians are known for their wine bottles.

I woke up with an Italian hangover after

Going to that party last night.

by Blu_leef August 28, 2020

Italian Heatwave

Flatulence that one produces after drinking craft beer. Usually ripe enough to strip paint off of walls.

My wife was angry with the Italian Heatwave that moved into the bedroom after last nights beer, I had to sleep in the guest bedroom.

by CabritoSnow July 16, 2019

Italian Laptop

eating a personal pan pizza out of a box on your lap - usually in the presence of a lot of other hungry people

John (looking at Guiseppe eating a personal pan pizza out of a box) - "look at that bastard Giuseppe over there with his italian laptop"

Duane - "I wish he had some more, but you know how Italians and their laptops can be..."

by DuaneChapman May 26, 2011