Trust issues

When you are too scared to fart, sneeze, cough or laugh due to a stomach bug that causes diarrhoea.

We just got back from a tropical holiday and we now have trust issues because we ingested some of the local water.

by Sirknz January 14, 2017

dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that come out of your dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid

i hate having dish issues, so a friendly piece of advice is to get the right type of dishwashing detergent comme du monde

by Sexydimma May 2, 2018

grandpa issues

daughters of mothers who have daddy issues that didn’t deal with them. usually also results in attraction to inappropriately older men or generally toxic men, but comes with guilt about it that mothers never had.

Oh that girl’s mom never went to therapy for her family life and she’s dating a 27 year old, she must have grandpa issues.

by bad bitch from Dallas November 21, 2021

Daddy Issues

Sex with older men

Kate! You have daddy Issues?? Eww!

by vEthelindBanana June 8, 2018

daddy issues

when a girl is having sex with her dad

Girl: oh dad stop it you naughty little father
Father:you have a case of daddy issues

by catloverandjacksnack January 30, 2018

Chronic issues

The need to smoke that good kush or "chronic"

Can't even fly on a plane with my brother, he's got chronic issues, needs to smoke every hour on the hour

by kelsd October 31, 2015

more issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy suckers.

Nigel has more issues than tissues

by auzkiwi July 13, 2016