intertwingled 

A portmanteau of "intertwined" and "intermingled". Coined by Ted Nelson to describe computerdom and information, but can be used in any situation.

"Computerdom is an immense intertwingled tapestry."

"Man, my headphone cables are all intertwingled."

intertwingled by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

Inventor Gorilla 

The act of baking turd in a phallic cake pan until hard and using the galvanized fecal dildo to toss one's own salad.

For purists, the dildo should body body temperature.

Max watched Christian give himself an Inventor Gorilla.

Inventor Gorilla by CaterToRighteousness January 12, 2011

Inverted Pooh Bear 

An extremely intense sexual act involving a stripper pole and a honey pot. A lady (ideally with a background in pole dancing) holds herself upside down on a stripper pole, while the male pours 3/4 of the honey pot into her snatch. The rest of the honey is distributed on his tally whacker. They commence to orally pleasure one another, the guy eating the honey out of her as enthusiastically as Winnie the Pooh in the Hundred Acre Forest.

Evan: "So I had a stripper pole installed last night..."
Jake: "Sweet, how'd you break it in?"
Evan: "I rocked the Inverted Pooh Bear with some spanish girl!"
Jake: "Christ almighty, could you even move after it was over!?"
Evan: "Barely, and my vision has only just returned..."
Blake(musing to himself): "I wonder if you could modify it to involve two guys?"

Inverted Pooh Bear by Meeeeech April 4, 2007

invertebrate 

(n). A spineless creature, lacking a backbone. Adapted for use in human society to describe someone who lacks character or resolve.

Have you ever met anyone who didn't have enough self control in an argument to keep his hands off his spouse? Invertebrate.

invertebrate by DarkVic June 29, 2008

Self Insert 

Self Insert is a crazy electronic band that makes hyperactive music for hyperactive people. The band first got notoriety on TikTok and are getting broader recognition. They have many members but only two are confirmed on their website at this time:

1: Zakary Waxman
2: Sebastian Hedge

Person: Hey, did you hear Self Insert finally dropped their debut?
Me listening: Holy shit this is fucking crazy

Self Insert by rolandge87 September 26, 2021

inverted heart syndrome

a condition that can occur when a person who is bent over, or in any awkward position, sneezes, coughs, hiccups, and belches all at the same time, causing the heart to flip over inside the chest cavity.

The condition is extremely painful, but if the victim survives the initial shock, they can recover as the elasticity of the major arteries is usually sufficient to slowly pull the heart back into proper position.

Do NOT move the victim.

Desmond was weak and shaky for days after he had that spell of inverted heart syndrome.

inverted heart syndrome by Figleaf23 November 26, 2009

Inverted cone with barbs 

The kind of poop you take that gets larger in girth the further it comes out, but it has barbs so you can't take it back in.

Gregg was crying on the toilet because he was pushing out an inverted cone with barbs.

Inverted cone with barbs by gs191 January 9, 2010