interceptors

people who engage in the the art of excitedly returning to your email inbox after receiving a notification about someone 'commenting' on anything you are involved with on facebook. This can only be done after 11pm.

The interceptors are very good at what they do

by interceptor111 April 12, 2011

self-interest

An interest decided purely on one's own decision.

I use self-interest, for example I don't want to get out of bed, it's not my interest (self-interest in action).

by badmouth June 4, 2016

interesting

When a fat girl sends you an e-mail from an online dating service and states you sound 'interisting' to boost her self-esteem because she messed up by pressing the wrong button, and felt awkward.

"I read your profile and you sound interisting"

by joe January 2, 2004

Interlepticourseurine

1. The act of having epileptic seizures and peeing while in the middle of having sex.

2. A person who utterly fails at sexually pleasing their partner; Someone who freaks out and ruins the moment.

Jon - "So how was your night with Samaannntthhhaaa?" *no-homo wink*

Josh - "Well... uhm- I totally interlepticourseurined."

Jon - "... fuck, that sucks."

Josh - "Yeeaahh..."

Josh - *Hangs himself*

Jon - "... thats hott"

by Viper910 December 28, 2008

intercap

A juvenile form of writing embraced by those less educated or pre-teen. Annoying to say the least. These people typically think gangs are cool and listen to nothing but rap. (One of the lowest forms of human kind, although a step above homeless)

Below is an intercap example.
wuZup evErYOne Heres A lIttLle abOUt Me fiRSt oF All I aM 19 aboUt 5'0 i cAnT sAy ThAT i LoOk gOOd ThAs YOuR pEoPlES OpInIoN BUt i Can SAy I hAvE A Fly PeRsoNaLiTy i Get AloNg WiTh EvEryBodY THat Treat me With ResPect Yall FeeL mE!. I m hISpaNiC w/DArk bRoWN HaIr And dArk brOwn eyEs Im ORiganiAlly FRom ThE EAst Side of SaN jo.

by I hate intercapers November 2, 2005

interesting

What alex says every 12 minutes during a conversation to notify learning.

Kristen: so the weather is nice today Alex.

Alex; Interesting....

by K-sizzle227 March 23, 2009

intercepterbate

To scare someone when you catch them masturbating, and then immediately take over and finish them off.

You should have seen the look on Dale's face when I caught him wacking it last night! Intercepterbated!

by UnlimitedFlanPudding August 1, 2013