Coffin

A place where the coffin dancers play with a dead body

Coffin dance.

by Lunandcheez October 19, 2022

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Coffin Party

When a group of people/friends are all "dying" metaphorically (going through a rough period, emotional distress, burn out, etc ) but bonding through the experience or simply acknowledging the vibe of the whole situation. AKA vibing in the coffin together.

A: Wow, everyone's been stressed out recently. I wonder what's going on...
B: Yeah. At least it's a coffin party.

by josieposie91 October 15, 2022

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Coffin Cafe

Looking for the old chat room? Search for the group on facebook

Ness: remember Coffin Cafe?
Apryl: I miss it...

by Thea Apryl March 18, 2022

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Coffin body

When you get so baked so can't move at all, you may have to lay on the floor.

Can you make me a cup of tea?
No I can't move, I have coffin body.

by monkeynuts94 April 6, 2015

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Coffin Chaser

someone ( typically a family member ) who turns up out of the blue when they hear a relative is dying & start pretending to be their best friend, stealing possessions, getting wills changed, misdirecting and confusing other relatives by starting arguments, acting aggressively and hiding information from other equally as important people to the soon to be deceased.

As soon as Aunty Mo got her diagnosis, the coffin chasers sprung straight into action! It was textbook! following their tried & tested methodology to ensure they got as much as they could - they hadn’t seen Mo in years - but when you have their eyes on the prize it’s hard to stop a real coffin chaser - you can be sure a true coffin chaser will always win the day. It’s an art form !

by TheSatisfiedCustomer December 19, 2023

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