99 cent wal-mart porn

when employees at wal-mart are underpaid and need to make a little extra money they have sex in random places with random things
well one day i was in the video store and decided to rent 99 cent wal-mart porn and it was utterly disgusting but very pleasurable
by Max C. July 21, 2008
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Used in the case of someone who is a womaizer and is good with women but shit at everything else. fortunes fool when it comes to everything but women.

And to quote Jay-Z
Guy 1: " So Steve, Wha's Shakin' Baby?!Wha's Happenin'Anythin' Bad?"

Steve: "To quote Jay I got 99 Problems But a Bitch Aint One"
by wilfordicus May 19, 2009
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99 percent survival rate

The media is making everyone overreact to the 99 percent survival rate virus.
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1 2 Miss A Few 99 100

The easiest way to count to 100.
bob: wana play hide and seek
dave: ok dude
bob: i'll count
dave: alright, guess I'll hide then (runs to hide)
bob: 1 2 miss a few 99 100.. Found You
dave: Hey, no fair dude
bob: what?
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A phrase exclaimed in times of total bewilderment.
Well throw a rat at the wall and call me "Oscar 99", I had no idea Kerry was a girl - I swear I saw a ball hanging out swimmimg last week.
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person 2:bro are you have a stroke
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broklyn 99

YOU: you should watch broklyn 99

FRIEND: ok
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