when employees at wal-mart are underpaid and need to make a little extra money they have sex in random places with random things
well one day i was in the video store and decided to rent 99 cent wal-mart porn and it was utterly disgusting but very pleasurable
by Max C. August 17, 2008
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And to quote Jay-Z
And to quote Jay-Z
Guy 1: " So Steve, Wha's Shakin' Baby?!Wha's Happenin'Anythin' Bad?"
Steve: "To quote Jay I got 99 Problems But a Bitch Aint One"
Steve: "To quote Jay I got 99 Problems But a Bitch Aint One"
by wilfordicus May 19, 2009
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Get the 99 percent survival rate mug.bob: wana play hide and seek
dave: ok dude
bob: i'll count
dave: alright, guess I'll hide then (runs to hide)
bob: 1 2 miss a few 99 100.. Found You
dave: Hey, no fair dude
bob: what?
dave: ok dude
bob: i'll count
dave: alright, guess I'll hide then (runs to hide)
bob: 1 2 miss a few 99 100.. Found You
dave: Hey, no fair dude
bob: what?
by I don't get it March 20, 2010
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by Zonal K June 24, 2018
Get the Throw a rat at the wall and call me "Oscar 99" mug.person 1:~~``!!11@@22##33$$44%%55^^66&&**88((99))00__--++==QQqqWWwwEEeeRRrrTTttYYyyUUuuIIiiOOooPPpp{{}}||\\AAaaSSssDDddFFffGGggHHhhJJjjKKkkLLll::;;""''ZZzzXXxxCCccVVvvBBbbNNnnMMmm<<,,>>..??//
person 2:bro are you have a stroke
person 2:bro are you have a stroke
by 2020 in a real nutshell February 4, 2021
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Teris 99 is a elimination game where you play Tetris© and attack other players with trash blocks.
You have to be the last one standing out of 98 other players.
The game is really difficult, but highly addictive.
If you have the Nintendo online service than you cn play this game for free, so there's no reason not to play it honestly.
Teris 99 is a elimination game where you play Tetris© and attack other players with trash blocks.
You have to be the last one standing out of 98 other players.
The game is really difficult, but highly addictive.
If you have the Nintendo online service than you cn play this game for free, so there's no reason not to play it honestly.
Conversation 1:
Person 1: Have you played Tetris 99.
Person 2: No, but I was planning to install it later.
Conversation 2:
Person 1: Dude, I just got the victory royale in Tetris 99!
Person 2: Epic!
Person 1: Have you played Tetris 99.
Person 2: No, but I was planning to install it later.
Conversation 2:
Person 1: Dude, I just got the victory royale in Tetris 99!
Person 2: Epic!
by Harikjay February 19, 2019
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