impenetrable fortress

A woman, or man, who is so 'untouchable' that she seems to be an impenetrable fortress.

Ryan: Damn, see that impenetrable fortress over there?
Andrew: Ouff man, you don't stand a chance.

by Kldcs Nerd November 26, 2009

Impeaching Bush

verb, To shave/remove all pubic hair from your genitals and surrounding areas.

John: Finally! What took you so long?
Steve: Sorry man, I have a date tonight and I'm hoping to score, so I was impeaching bush

by TheDood775 November 13, 2009

Imperial Pussy

A pussy to be reckoned with.

"Joined the imperial pussy last night."

by Headscratch September 26, 2014

Imperial weeb

A person who is really into the the culture surrounding Imperial Japan. This does not mean that they are into other Japanese forms of media (mainly samurai, anime, and manga) thus, this prevents them from being a regular Weaboo.

Is he a weeb for wanting to a Japanese kamikaze pilot. No, he's an imperial weeb

by Mrmanta14 June 15, 2019

Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem

Pronouns used by gay men and closeted trans

"Did you know Joshuas pronouns are Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem"

"Dude... that's slang for closested gay men.. hes gay."

"Dont misgender Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem!"

by ilikecookies22! August 8, 2021

The IMPEDE Continuum

A theory which states that a universe is created from sheer awesomeness and the awesomeness which creates a universe radiates from someone with sheer awesomeness. The awesomeness obstructs any other force which can potentially create life or the like - Hence, it is called the "IMPEDE Continuum". (FYI, if you don't know, Impede means to obstruct.) In other words, awesomeness created the universe and everything else was created by China. Awesome right?

Person 1: Guess what?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Totally did something awesome.
Person 2: And that was...?
Person 1: I created this theory about how awesomeness can create a universe. I called it "The IMPEDE Continuum"

<Explains The IMPEDE Continuum>

Person 1: Awesome right?
Person 2: Awesome....

<awkward silence>

Person 2: I wonder what kind of universe just got created...

by Ren Atarashi March 13, 2010

Impede

Doing a backflip in a dank af invironment while stoned.

"OMG I just did the dank MLG impede!"

by Unit2465 August 3, 2015