Hoedown-wasted

Drinking enough moonshine at a hoedown to misbehave to an excessive level of insanity but joyous insanity.

Dr V was so hoedown-wasted everyone in his circle had the best time, riding the bull and line dancing, until the morning, when a Dr V remedy was required.

by Ms Knows It January 5, 2023

sink hover

What you have to do if you are to tall to pull of an effective toilet hover. See 'toilet hover'
Basically jerking off into a sink

I was bored yesterday, so I decided that a nice sink hover was in order. Too bad I hit my head on the mirror and blacked out.

by See Also: Toilet Hover June 3, 2003

Tiv-Hosed

When a program that is scheduled to be recorded on your DVR is preempted or cut off early due to a schedule shift by the network (i.e. breaking news, overtime sports event, etc).

1. President Obama was planning to Tiv-Hose the nation by preemtping Lost with the State of the Union address.

2. Motherfucker! I got Tiv-Hosed when the game went into overtime, and the DVR stopped after the fourth quarter!

by B-Bone January 17, 2010

Sleep Hoed

The act of sexual intercourse with a hoe that is asleep/passed out.

I saw Jen passed out on the couch last night so I Sleep Hoed her.

Bitch got Sleep Hoed at the dog house!

by JakieNarko November 22, 2013

Gay Hosed

When you are chatting with your bros about how awesome the sky is, then you realize it's cloudy out.

Nope, totally gay hosed, I mean cloudy.

by wammybammy October 26, 2016

Pot hover

The act
Of hovering over a disgusting or just foreign in general toilet bowl

“Ugh that dank ass bathroom was the worst pot hover of My Life”

by Coleyrae March 21, 2020

Yacolt Hoedown Baddie

Country girls in Yacolt, Washington who are hard to get but will date a guy every two weeks. These baddies spend their free time doing redneck shit such as lighting shit on fire, playing in the woods, and partying with their group of friends called "girl friends." They have a wild side but do not show it publicly sometimes including to their family as they consist of a dad or an uncle who are usually an alcoholic. At least one of their relatives is a meth, crack, or other form of a drug addict. When they aren't attending church with their grandma, hanging out with their friends talking white trailer park shit, or horseback riding, you can find them listening to music. They may say that they like classical rock but will probably only listen to Nirvana, Journey, or Bon Jovi. Even though they are country they do not usually like country music as often as rock although in some cases it's inherited in their family culture. This culture will consist of a Texan pride, tough country boy/girl personality who are Trump supporters and big time people with a "you trespass on my property, you get shot" mentality. You will find their dad bragging about owning a tough mud wheeling Toyota Tundra truck but it will turn out to be a 2008 model version. These people also usually come from mid-middle class or impoverished families who live trailer park or farming communities/properties

"BRO YOU GOT A GIRL FROM YACOLT?!"

"Yeah, why?"

"Bro, you best be careful before she turns into a wild yacolt hoedown baddie. Good luck."

by Tragiczebra9 May 18, 2023