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An Affordable Hospital

A synonym for a fraud,or something that doesn’t exist yet.
Person 1:Someone said that they had a prototype for a new way of treating cancer
Person 2: Yeah right, that’s an affordable hospital.
by What’s your handle321 December 17, 2023
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visiting uncle in hospital

Sorry I missed your call, I was visiting uncle in hospital.
by DeathDestroyerx52 June 14, 2018
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Hospital hour

However long it takes for a patient go to and complete a procedure. Can be an indefinite length of time based on what procedure they are having. Usually a hospital hour is anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour and a half. But can be longer.
How long will this procedure take? It will take around a hospital hour to complete.

How long to do the surgery? Oh most likely he will
Be gone a hospital hour or so. You probably have time to go eat something.
by JunieBee913 February 17, 2024
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Hospital Setting

When you have like 2 or 3 pillows behind your back on a soft bed (Tempurpedic Bed Preferred)..
Guy 1: When I watch TV in my room I lean against my wall.

Guy 2: Wow.. When I watch TV in my room I have a Hospital Setting.
by WhoKickMyDog August 17, 2011
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Aventura Hospital

The most dangerous place in the anarchy that is Florida. Claimed by General Electric in 2013 when Agent Smith somehow became a doctor in the hospital, people who need to be hooked up to life support fucking die in a powerplant.

Usually, because of how horny Smith is, he will fuck a random patient but the pull out right before he cums and then cums all over the patient. Don’t forget that his cum will give a person Matrix COVID, which he created. A few weeks back, some Australian idiot walked into this hospital. Let’s say that she’s been hiding for quite some time now
Doctor 1:“Yo how tf did that patient just suddenly disappear. Why is Smith copying himself onto everybody?
Doctor 2: This is Aventura Hospital. Y’know Smith infects everyone he sees because of his transformation fetish

Doctor 1: OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK
Smith: I can hear you…
by Bambianca December 25, 2021
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Hospital hands

A response when someone asks if you have a free hand...which u reply "No... But I got hospital hands." And when they ask what's that you say "I can give u my hands but it will cost you a hospital visit
When someone asks if you have a free hand you respond no I got hospital hands. And when they ask what that means you say I can give u my hands but it will cost you a hospital visit
by Steezmiester January 12, 2022
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St. Andrew Hospital for Girls

Also known as St. Andrew Highschool for Girls, this is a mental institution in Jamaica that houses teen girls for seven years. Parents send unmanageable and clinically insane daughters here to cackle over iPhones, give man bun and occasionally learn math.
Steve: My ex girlfriend is crazy, she burned down 3 houses.
Rayquan: She is from St. Andrew Hospital for Girls
by JamminJamaican January 1, 2023
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