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hoboken squat cobbler

A sexual fetish act involving a single person and a pie or cake. The participant begins by sitting or dipping his/her rear end into the Pie. They then proceed to wiggle around their rear in the pie until it is completely destroyed.
Susie: What do you want to do when I come over later?

Bobby: How about the same thing we did after dinner last weekend?

Susie: Hoboken Squat Cobbler?

Bobby: Now we're talking. I'll grab a banana cream & a strawberry rhubarb from our fav bakery on the way home from the office.
by JLCNY25 August 24, 2016
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education hoboe

An individual that struggles for basic necessary needs such as food, sleep or money to keep up their grades or for lack of money because of the cost of education. More specifically college kids who struggle to feed themselves and resort to ramen and waffles.
Nick: Did you talk to Sally recently? She's barely had any sleep or food these past three days! Apparently her rent is expensive and she can barely afford food.

Jessica: I feel bad. She's become such an education hoboe.
by -_____________- September 15, 2009
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hobosexual

Having sexual attraction to homeless men or women, or just towards people of poor hygiene, or even towards those with a lack of a home.
You are such a hobosexual. That guy you're dating doesn't even have a job or a home and he is probably from the band ZZTop.
by Tubelord February 18, 2009
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Hooder

One who engages in hooding.
Mike and Eric were hooders during the hooding ceremony.
by GraduateJD May 9, 2009
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hoboken

a place in new jersey

what i call people
"i hate you. you friggin hoboken..."
by anywho?... February 7, 2009
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hobosexual

a man that is attracted to male homeless men
Raul- wow isn't that man under the bridge so hott!!
Spence- you're such a hobosexual
by 345672i47y499nf9 October 24, 2009
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Hooded One

'He be such a Hooded One'
by AlbertKahnstein June 24, 2018
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