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ho bag

A person (usually a girl) who sleeps around like it's her job.
JHo was such a ho bag. She was banging ten guys even with her sandy vagina.
by FuckTardedYourMom December 6, 2005
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Hoagie Slap

I gave my girl a hoagie slap as part of foreplay.
by john316 February 17, 2005
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hobgoblins

Probably the worst movie ever made. Even watching it through the hilarious medium of Mystery Science Theater 3000, this movie still enraged me like no other. If not for its obscurity, this film would place its thrice-damned writer/producer/director, Rick Sloane, right up there with Hitler and Pol Pot as a huge cause of human suffering.
Stabbing Rick Sloane to death with a toy screwdriver would not even begin to make up for the abomination that is Hobgoblins.
by kevhanel August 7, 2006
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ho-bag

an older woman, usually between the ages of 40-45, who thinks, acts, and dresses like she is 15-20 years old. they are mostly your stupidest friends mom, you know the family where everyone is fucked up. they sometimes tend to hit on guys between the ages of 15-25, which is absolutely nasty.
oh my god! damn codys mom is such a ho-bag! she just was flirting with me!
by acdcrules July 24, 2008
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Hokage

A term used by Filipinos to describe someone who is masterful in uncommon skills or accomplishes "impossible" feats with amazing luck.
Dave got the highest score in the exam without studying. He pulled of some hokage moves.
by patchquil June 7, 2017
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HoBanger

One who continues to have sexual intercourse with promiscuous females.
Last week's Kappa Zeta Psi party was the finest exhibition of hobangers and guttersluts I've had the awful opportunity to encounter.
by robertsd September 22, 2003
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ho-bag [hoe-bag]

n. 1. A woman of ill repute or other tramp, characterized by her utter lack of decency, class, and self-respect. 2. The "Other Woman." 3. A term of derision for one who flaunts herself shamelessly, yet is considerably less attractive than oneself. 4. A bag, often burlap, used to carry gardening tools, especially hoes.
1. "Delectable though she may be, Shug Avery is no doubt a ho-bag hoe-bag." 2. "I don't know, but once I find that ho-bag hoe-bag, I'm gonna cut off her head and stick it on a pike outside my house!" 3. "Oh hells no who that ho-bag hoe-bag think she be!"
4. "Blast! I seem to have forgotten my ho-bag hoe-bag in the garden!"
by TJ (Treva) November 9, 2008
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