hummingbird

1. See Hummingbird Jerk

The doctor had a strange look on his face when the patient came in with a mangled penis, the victim of a self-inflicted Hummingbird.

by The Fabulous Jizzblaster April 23, 2005

Hemmingwaying

The act of putting the barrel of your favorite shotgun in your mouth, and pulling the trigger with your big toe, just like Ernest Hemmingway

"Have you ever thought about Suicide?"

"Yes."

"Really? How were you going to do it?"

"I was thinking about Hemmingwaying myself."

by ToastyToaster July 20, 2013

hemmingsirwin96

A SUPER COOL PERSON THAT I DONT REALLY KNOW, MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE MET A FEW HOURS AGO, BUT YEAH THEY'RE AMAZING :) <3 :D <3

"hemmingsirwin96 is very swag"

by leoleoleo369 June 29, 2021

hemmingson

Hemmingson is a handsome and thoughtful guy. He's tall and he's aware of his presence in time and space. He reminds grandmas about their tea and make sure grandpas have their cigars. Whenever Hemmingson has time, he enjoys hanging curtains on rods to help people.

Oh wow, have you seen that Hemmingson over there? Rare species eh!

by majdouille November 21, 2021

Hemmings

A small kid who thinks the world revolves around him

OMG you think your such a Hemmings

by watermellowner August 23, 2023

Luke hemmings

Just perfection💓😍

"That drawing is so luke hemmings"

by 卌PAULA卌 December 25, 2016

Luke Hemmings

A walking breadstick

Rando: Hey, you know who Luke Hemmings is?
Me: Oh, you mean walking breadstick, yea yea I know him.

by Lukesleftarm April 15, 2019