Vaders Helmet

Used to describe the head of a mans erect penis as it looks like Darth Vaders helmet.
Tim had just gotten vaders helmet in Melissa's ass when she started screaming "get it out!, get it out!"
by Tim Thiede April 01, 2007
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Reality Helmet

A thick, tough layer of denial and delusion wrapped around somebody's brain. The hardest substance known to man. helmet
I tried to talk to her, but nothing can get through her reality helmet - not hydrochloric acid, not a diamond-tipped saw, a jackhammer, dynamite, lasers, or a bunker buster, and certainly not logic or reason. reality helmet
by Wurrd Smith January 18, 2013
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Polish Helmet

In the absence of a condom using saran wrap, vaseline, and a rubber band as a contraceptive.
we were out of condoms so i used a Polish Helmet
by Tommeh9696 December 29, 2020
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Helmet Warrior

A slang for a circumsized male, referring to the shape of the exposed glans being compared to a helmet.
Aaron Shaw's boyfriend told me that he found out last night he's a helmet warrior.
by TheMissins11inches August 05, 2011
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Helmet Sisters

When two women have slept with the same guy, they are helmet sisters. Similar to "eskimo brothers".
Girl 1: I totally slept with Bob last night
Girl 2: OMG no way! I totally slept with him last week!
Both: *high five* We are helmet sisters
by Dick Wolves June 22, 2017
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Tooth Helmet

Initially coined to describe an extremely strong artificial shell or crown created to protect and reinforce very weakened teeth. In 2021, the strength of this shell was estimated to be approximately 4 times stronger than natural teeth at TLC dentists in Richmond Australia by the proponent dentist Dr Eugene Lee.

The phrase was subsequently mistranslated in several Asian countries and is now used to describe an unintended unaesthetic bowl style haircut with two middle parts at the front.
That guy is so fit but meh Tooth Helmet.
by Lincoln Park February 16, 2022
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Helmet Goblin

A person (usually male) that really loves dick
by Miyhgt June 08, 2019
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