Vaders Helmet

Used to describe the head of a mans erect penis as it looks like Darth Vaders helmet.
Tim had just gotten vaders helmet in Melissa's ass when she started screaming "get it out!, get it out!"
by Tim Thiede April 01, 2007
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Polish Helmet

In the absence of a condom using saran wrap, vaseline, and a rubber band as a contraceptive.
we were out of condoms so i used a Polish Helmet
by Tommeh9696 December 29, 2020
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Reality Helmet

A thick, tough layer of denial and delusion wrapped around somebody's brain. The hardest substance known to man. helmet
I tried to talk to her, but nothing can get through her reality helmet - not hydrochloric acid, not a diamond-tipped saw, a jackhammer, dynamite, lasers, or a bunker buster, and certainly not logic or reason. reality helmet
by Wurrd Smith January 18, 2013
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Helmet Goblin

A person (usually male) that really loves dick
by Miyhgt June 08, 2019
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snail helmet

When you place your balls on top of your penis and said structure resembles a snail. Then said structure is placed gently upon your bae's forehead.
Yo Whitney, you know I'm putting this snail helmet on your head after you lost the bet.
by OhHealzYeah November 21, 2015
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slimy helmet

A helmet / knob /bellend that is slimy due to the production of seamen/jizz/cum
"Megan has an amazing body when i fist layed eyes on her i got a slimy helmet"
by hepatitis Dee February 23, 2017
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Helmet Sisters

When two women have slept with the same guy, they are helmet sisters. Similar to "eskimo brothers".
Girl 1: I totally slept with Bob last night
Girl 2: OMG no way! I totally slept with him last week!
Both: *high five* We are helmet sisters
by Dick Wolves June 22, 2017
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