Tim had just gotten vaders helmet in Melissa's ass when she started screaming "get it out!, get it out!"
by Tim Thiede April 01, 2007
by Tommeh9696 December 29, 2020
A thick, tough layer of denial and delusion wrapped around somebody's brain. The hardest substance known to man. helmet
I tried to talk to her, but nothing can get through her reality helmet - not hydrochloric acid, not a diamond-tipped saw, a jackhammer, dynamite, lasers, or a bunker buster, and certainly not logic or reason. reality helmet
by Wurrd Smith January 18, 2013
by Miyhgt June 08, 2019
When you place your balls on top of your penis and said structure resembles a snail. Then said structure is placed gently upon your bae's forehead.
by OhHealzYeah November 21, 2015
by hepatitis Dee February 23, 2017
Girl 1: I totally slept with Bob last night
Girl 2: OMG no way! I totally slept with him last week!
Both: *high five* We are helmet sisters
Girl 2: OMG no way! I totally slept with him last week!
Both: *high five* We are helmet sisters
by Dick Wolves June 22, 2017