Headass

Headass is used to describe something corny, in the moment. Also "Cringe". Headass is some cringe/corny ass shit you see.

Person 1: Yo bro I'm so tuff! I'm the best at everything, Yo I fucked this girl bro

Person 2: "head" or "Headass"

by JP2Shifty October 14, 2025

pintobean headass

a headass with their head in the shape of a pinto bean

someone: yo look at that pintobean headass.
pintobean headass: stfu ur mom gay lol

by goofy headass May 14, 2018

Mars Headass

Mars Headass

A nigga named Mars that let fat niggas rub they titties on his head.

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Wit yo ol Mars Headass, thats why yo neck built like food poisoning.

by PassDaBoof July 4, 2019

momo headass

a girl her name is Valery. all F's, cusses out teachers, killer eye bags , has no friends, thinks she know how to fight but she doesn't and won't stop talking shit even after getting her ass beat. same shoe size and her mother. brings ramen noodles to school and eats them out of a bottles used for the gym. for p.e she wears a lifeguard t-shirt. has the shortest hair EVER but says its past her chest. her hair also looks like dried noodles. she beats the shit out of boys in her classes because they are "scared" of her. tells the english teacher to suck a d*ck and the history teacher that she isn't afraid of him. gets a referral everyday. doesn't wear socks nor tie her shoes. she also looks like a guinea pig. she tells people they smell like ass. lastly she thinks everyone is laughing with her when she cusses out people but we'er really laugh at her because she looks like a stupid b**ch .

valery be talkin shit

which valery, momo headass?
yes, ima bout to beat the shit outta her

by soooskinnyimfat November 21, 2019

Lord headass

A dumb fucking discord mod. Who thinks his name is funny and doesn't allow memes in general. His discord kitten is trapped in his basement

Look at that discord mod, I bet his name is Lord headass

by A smart person lol March 5, 2022

give headpats to smol day

"Give Headpats to Smol day" is a joke day that "smolcutie" (the discord user) got on her mind on March 30th. The day is on April 2nd. You shall then appear in her DMs/server and be like *givez headpatz* to her.

"brooo its my birthday !!"
"fuck that, its give headpats to smol day"
"oh right, aight thx for reminding me !"

by smolcutiepie March 30, 2023

Beep boy headass

To completely fail at roasting

Person1: you're ugly
Person2: look at your beep boy headass

by Beepboyheadass October 8, 2018