Cheeming Your Haunches

"Cheeming is like a state of perpetually busting your load in anticipation of something. Cheeming your haunches is like someone that's about to fucking explode from anticipatory energy"-Kerwin

"what else can you do with that peanutbutter Pokimane?" cheeming intensifies
(in the above example, the coomers were about to fucking splooge all over their RGB cherry mx blue keyboards to hear how else eGirls utilize peanutbutter beyond simply spreading it on sammiches)-Kerwin

"Tod: I've been cheeming all week for the last day of high school"
"John: don't you mean, cheeming your haunches?

by gar E May 22, 2021

Hunchism

The changing face of fascism, for the practice of hunchism requires people to have radical surgery to replace their spine with a superiour hunch. GO HUNCHISM!!

The Hunchback of Notre Dame was actually a revoulotionist, it's just when he preached you couldn't hear his rants over the sound of those damn bells, therefore removing Hunchism from modern day recognition.

I PLAN TO USE HUNCHISM TO CONQUER THE WORLD!!!

p.s email me at [e-mail]

by Philip Hogan, Seriously September 21, 2008

Hanching

Fisting a girl until she weeps

I gave that girl a good hanching the other day

by kingoling April 21, 2011

Hunchbacking

A romantic act between couples, like spooning, except the big spoon has no legs.

Frank is so sweet, he was hunchbacking me all night last night.

by WillThePeople October 12, 2016

Hunchboot

When you have the ass of a champ, but shit posture.

"Man, there's this girl in my gym class named Samantha Almond, she's such a hunchboot. Her ass is insane, but her back... oh marone."

by Toblerone November 29, 2016

hauschka

To miss a field goal at close range. Named after Seattle Seahawk Steven Hauschka, who has been well known for missing close range field goals since late 2014.

That kicker just missed wide left! He totally pulled a Hauschka!

by Iron Drew Pickles February 5, 2017

Hunch Punch

When you think a one night stand will be good, then it turns out awful.

Megan said that her and Nate had a hunch punch last night!

by Natalie123 March 22, 2017