hauschka

To miss a field goal at close range. Named after Seattle Seahawk Steven Hauschka, who has been well known for missing close range field goals since late 2014.

That kicker just missed wide left! He totally pulled a Hauschka!

by Iron Drew Pickles February 5, 2017

haushckabate

The act of masturbating with your own foot or using someone else's foot to pleasure yourself

Guy 1: Hey Steven haushcka want to go practice field goals

Guy 2: No sorry man I'm going haushckabate with my bro
Guy 1: Good idea, good luck with that

by Professor wadious November 25, 2014