hasse

THE BEST CS PLAYER in CS history currently in #tier3

"hasse rocks these scrubs

by edward elric March 28, 2005

hasse

COP

That guy over there is an undercover hasse.

by nice try geek August 28, 2009

hasselhoff

The reason why Jekyll and Hyde is no longer on Broadway. Opposite of awesome

search it on youtube, try hasselhoff/jekyll and hyde something is bound to turn up.

by idonothaveaname March 24, 2008

hasseem

Generally small, quite a crowd follower and very two faced.
Been known to have small penis' and not very good with the ladies.

Oh look at hasseem, he's so small,

Yeah, he talks about his friends behind their back alot!

Well, I wouldn't get with him.

by usahunk April 8, 2012

Harsem

A lyrical error made by someone singing along to a song. Includes either getting the lyrics completely incorrect, or singing them in the wrong place.

Hutch: Hey Sonny-Bill i love that song from topgun.....'Likely..to be....danger prone.....'
Sonny-Bill: Haha thats a massive Harsem its 'Highway to the Danger Zone'

by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003

Hasselhoffed

1. To be on the verge of taking a bite of a hamburger or sandwich, only to have it fall apart out of your hands. Often when a sandwich has been hasselhoffed, alcohol was a factor.

-The shirtless celebrity was so plowed he hasselhoffed his Wendy's hamburger all over.

-He stared in disbelief at his meal hasselhoffed across the floor.

-He scrounged through the hasselhoffed sandwich, searching for anything worth keeping.

by Hasselhoff Sandwich December 9, 2008

hasselberger

equivalent to god; one sexy man; amazing body and king of the baseball field.

"Oh my god, look at him, he's one hell of a hasselberger"

by H0M3$ July 7, 2008