bad harmonies

When two people are stuck together at a party or place and don't see eye-to-eye with each other leading to bad harmonies at the place.

Two people causing negativities/bad harmonies.

They argued so much that it resulted in bad harmonies at the wedding.

by Shewrites July 17, 2014

porcelain harmonica

An instrument played by using the toilet when all you have to give it is the air from your ass in different strengths to create a combination of high and low pitched notes.

After a long night of eating chimichangas, I had the pleasure of playing the porcelain harmonica and was able to play a version of Beethoven’s “Symphony No. 6” with the beautiful instrument.

by colintaylorful October 25, 2017

Swedish Harmonica

When a womans pussy lips are snipped off and sown to her asshole

The police officer failed to give the motorist a warning resulting in him coming home to his wife in bed crying over her new Swedish Harmonica

by Fagbag 409 June 13, 2018

harlem harmonica

While going down on a female, pinch her vaginal lips together and attempt to play them like a harmonica.

"My man was eating my pussy last night and decided to give me a Harlem harmonica. I slapped him so hard!"

by Rustyshacklefurd August 21, 2018

Meat Harmonica

Motorboating the shaft of a man's member from side-to-side, resembling the playing a harmonica.

"During a BJ last night, Heidi gave me the ol' meat harmonica!"

by The Heidi & Frank Show September 23, 2020

The Harmonica

When two men are docking (uncircumcised man wraps his foreskin around a circumcised man) and another uncircumcised man comes up and wraps his foreskin around both of the guys that are docking and sways back-and-forth side to side left to right.

Cody docked Elijah and Jake harmonicaed the two of them.

“Hey Jake, I just docked Elijah... you wanna come play the harmonica?” -Cody

by ThreatLvlMidnight February 6, 2021

Ja’Harmani

Pretty,beautiful,Godess Of The Land,Nice but mean when your aggy Powerfull A good friend the best girlfriend

Ja’Harmani shut up

by Mia melody June 17, 2021