Hamster Guzzler

When a man willingly places his stomach against the wall while standing and then proceeds to pull his dick and balls back between his legs. His partner then kneels down and proceeds to give him fellatio. The act is similar in appearance to a hamster guzzling water from its sipper bottle. Not to be confused with the Reverse Hucklebuck which requires the recipient to be laying down.

When Matt wants to switch things up with his power bottom, his go to is the hamster guzzler!

by DonKilo Bonavici May 2, 2016

Hamsteaks

Large breast

"Did you see uncle Frank's new girl? I wouldn't mind porkchesting those Hamsteaks.

by Roni Rigado January 3, 2017

Hamster high

When you've smoked so much weed that the proverbial hamster has fallen off its wheel, leaving you speechless when your friends ask you a question.

Cory and Trevor asked me about the wrestling pay-per-view, but I was hamster high and drew a blank.

by JeffroCakes March 23, 2017

hamster stacking

The art of organizing several moving pieces from chaos to order.

Work has been crazy. I've been hamster stacking all week.

It's tax time. Better get my hamsters stacked.

by Hamster Stacking November 5, 2018

Hampstersexual

Typically a man, with outrageous sideburns and mustache, who is a really non-discriminatory sexual tyrannosaurus. Nothing is off limits, in particular dogs, rodents, mechanized equipment, furniture, its all viable as a receptacle for the pent up sexual energy of a Hampstersexual.

Do you see that Dale Earnhardt looking fellow eyeing your dogs posterior? Man he is a real hampstersexual!

by Big Bad Lord Humongous May 10, 2020

hamster 1

What do u think it means????
Prob hamster 1 bruv

Jimmy: Yo did u see that dope hamster 1

Orla: ya bra

by Why.u.lookin.up.deez.words October 30, 2020

hamster nuts

Massive fat large gigantic hamster cock

Giannas hamster has fat fuckin hamster nuts man they are huge

by epiccockmaster69 October 3, 2021