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Haver

Noun

One who has a lot of something, who prides themselves into something.
Often applied after another noun.

Not to be confused with the Verb, Not to be taken seriously
(person) is a Sex haver
is a Bitcoin haver
is a Card haver
is a Girlfriend haver
by Gab9 December 28, 2025
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Hog Heaver

The homies that pass around slam pigs like it's nothing.
I ran train on her,her and her, guess I'm a straight hog heaver.
by and1yo November 10, 2009
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Dawson Heaver

That one quiet white kid you bullied in 3rd grade and regret it now, HE will shoot up your school if you try to roast his xeno verse 2 skills. This man is truly the whitest person to ever walk this planet.
That kid is such a Dawson Heaver, he never talks and he listens to pumped up kicks in his free time
by Bigger nigger December 8, 2016
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Maximum haverdad

His head may be cold but he'll still hear you redline the gator from a mile away.
Did you see maximum haverdad? He looks fucking autistic
by goteem.56 February 14, 2019
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Plankton_hagever

פלנקטון הוא גבר, בעיקר בטיקטוק
היא:פלנקטון גבר?
הוא:כן
Plankton_hagever
by Plankton_hagever August 2, 2020
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Damascus Haver

Damascus Haver is an insult/phrase that basically means that the person has no life. (Referencing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, released in 2019). Damascus is a hard and tedious camo to get in the game and if you have it you are a Damascus Haver.
Chad: "I play Modern Warfare and I already have Damascus in the first week!"
Chaz: "Crazy, you're a Damascus Haver!"
by waitwhatthefrickamidoing January 13, 2021
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Bryce Halverson

Bryce is the best person you will ever meet. He is sweet and a bit of a dork, actually, a big dork, but it’s okay because it’s adorable. He always seems to be smiling so big that his eyes squint and his cheeks puff up. He is still maturing but has grown so much in the last year. He knows me better than anyone and I would’nt be here today if it weren’t for him. I love him. If you find a Bryce Halverson. He is a keeper. I promise.
Bryce Halverson is the best thing that ever happened to me”
by MP.....MP April 14, 2021
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