Guido's are hairy, ugly, metro-sexual men almost to the point where you start to question if he's straight or not, they usually like to spend a lotta time on their hair, tacky gold jewlery, fake tans (see Gotti Brothers)and they work out a whole lot, talk with a lame accent and try to act black at times.
They're usually pretty perverted as well, they claim to be hung like horses but let's not kid ourselves, they're not black men.
by high rolla April 16, 2005
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WHERE THEY LIVE:
everywhere. mostly in NJ
WHAT THEY WEAR:
headbands.spikked hair. wayy to much hair spray. ripped jeans. rolled up jeans. earrings. and look absolutely groos all the time :}
WHAT DO THEY DO:
frolic. period.
WHERE DO THEY GO:
most inhabit the local clubs. aka CLUB ABYSS.
HOW DO THEY TRAVEL:
in packs
WHERE THEY LIVE:
everywhere. mostly in NJ
WHAT THEY WEAR:
headbands.spikked hair. wayy to much hair spray. ripped jeans. rolled up jeans. earrings. and look absolutely groos all the time :}
WHAT DO THEY DO:
frolic. period.
WHERE DO THEY GO:
most inhabit the local clubs. aka CLUB ABYSS.
HOW DO THEY TRAVEL:
in packs
by cuties :] December 14, 2008
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a young, gaudy, and sterotypical American of Italian deccent with a macho attitude, usually living in the Northeastern states
by Light Joker November 24, 2006
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Tom: "Dump him, now i have to go give Guydance to Katie, excuse me."
Tom: "Dump him, now i have to go give Guydance to Katie, excuse me."
by Kichelle Guen July 3, 2009
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by Chbub January 19, 2010
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Vera: "Dirty monkey. Shame that he's only got a GuyPod nano."
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Edith: "Life is full of such bitter disappointments."
by Juju21 March 12, 2010
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frequently performed by males age 14-20 in a last minute attempt to look "groomed"
frequently performed by males age 14-20 in a last minute attempt to look "groomed"
example given:
person 1: dude i had a date with brenna but all of my shirts were wrinkled
person 2: what did you do?
person 1: i guyroned my shirt!
person 2: oh, that's a great idea
person 1: dude i had a date with brenna but all of my shirts were wrinkled
person 2: what did you do?
person 1: i guyroned my shirt!
person 2: oh, that's a great idea
by codylog1c April 14, 2010
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