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Guido

Guido's are hairy, ugly, metro-sexual men almost to the point where you start to question if he's straight or not, they usually like to spend a lotta time on their hair, tacky gold jewlery, fake tans (see Gotti Brothers)and they work out a whole lot, talk with a lame accent and try to act black at times.
They're usually pretty perverted as well, they claim to be hung like horses but let's not kid ourselves, they're not black men.
by high rolla April 16, 2005
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guido

where do i start...

WHERE THEY LIVE:
everywhere. mostly in NJ

WHAT THEY WEAR:
headbands.spikked hair. wayy to much hair spray. ripped jeans. rolled up jeans. earrings. and look absolutely groos all the time :}

WHAT DO THEY DO:
frolic. period.

WHERE DO THEY GO:
most inhabit the local clubs. aka CLUB ABYSS.

HOW DO THEY TRAVEL:
in packs
herkulano and danny are the biggest wannabee guidos :

made with absolutely no love :
kay thanks
by cuties :] December 14, 2008
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guido

a young, gaudy, and sterotypical American of Italian deccent with a macho attitude, usually living in the Northeastern states
Some sleazy guido was staring at my sister.
by Light Joker November 24, 2006
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Guydance

advice from a male friend or coworker about your relationship.
Michelle: "Oh my god, Rick and I had the biggest fight last night and he called me a whore. What should i do Tom? Give me some Guydance"
Tom: "Dump him, now i have to go give Guydance to Katie, excuse me."
by Kichelle Guen July 3, 2009
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Guido tape

Tape that fat Guido's use to tape up their tits as to avoid embarrassing themselves and/or their Guido posse, while playing sports or other physical activities that involve jumping running and rapid vertical shuffling, prancing or skipping.
Ahhh shit brah! I gotta tape my tits with some Guido tape so I don't embarrass myself...
by Chbub January 19, 2010
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GuyPod

Edith: "Look at that chap in the bushes in the stained raincoat, Vera. He seems to be doing the GuyPod touch and the GuyPod shuffle."

Vera: "Dirty monkey. Shame that he's only got a GuyPod nano."

Edith: "Life is full of such bitter disappointments."
by Juju21 March 12, 2010
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guyron

n- to utilize a clothes dryer instead of an iron to get wrinkles out of clothing

frequently performed by males age 14-20 in a last minute attempt to look "groomed"
example given:

person 1: dude i had a date with brenna but all of my shirts were wrinkled

person 2: what did you do?

person 1: i guyroned my shirt!

person 2: oh, that's a great idea
by codylog1c April 14, 2010
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