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gutter gardening

When u do so little house maintenance shrubs grow from your gutters
I see joe has given up on caring for his house.

Friend: yes but i see he has taken up gutter gardening
by Drowning clown November 24, 2015
mugGet the gutter gardeningmug.

gutter jerry

Place ten bowling pens down on a hardwood floor. Have your girl lay down on her back in front of the bowling pins. Place your two middle fingers inside her vagina while placing your thumb in her asshole as if holding a bowling bowl. Slide her into the bowling pins while making her cum with your fingers. Bowling shoes optional.
"I noticed my new girlfriend had bowling pins setup in her house, but she did not own a bowling ball. I am pretty sure she wants me to perform a Gutter Jerry on her."
by Robotbutlerj March 19, 2022
mugGet the gutter jerrymug.

gutter mole

N; Someone who is continuously speaking perverted, normally using comments made by someone else to spark their dirtyness. (derived from the phrase "mind in the gutter")
Person 1: I'd really like a hot dog right now.
Person 2: I gotta hot dog for ya.
Person 1: Ugh, you're such a gutter mole.
by turds12 August 14, 2008
mugGet the gutter molemug.

gutter oonst

a sub,sub genre of electronic music that incorparates elements of Drum and bass,industrial hard core,glitch and gabba. Has not been totally discovered yet but i see in the next 3 years it will be...drum and bass dubstep gabba industrial hardcore
"yo that gutter oonst is banging I cant waits to gets to the clurb and gets g-rhymey,innit
by redstar309Z February 2, 2010
mugGet the gutter oonstmug.

gutter wood

A person of any gender who stands on the corner of an alley with hard wood, otherwise known as an erection while hollering obesities.
Hey good looking wanna try this meat missile in your weiner coozie. Oh john stop being a gutter wood.
by bb714 February 8, 2015
mugGet the gutter woodmug.

Gutter-blessing

Kerbstone-shaped imprint left in a forehead after the quick lie-down necessitated by 14 or so pints of Bulmers (or equivalent). A souvenir of a trip down amnesia lane.
Now, Father, dere's a half-crown for de church roof and a bag o' frozen peas for dat gutter-blessing ye have dere.
by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009
mugGet the Gutter-blessingmug.

Gutter-blasting

The act of walking past someone whilst pulling down ones pants and covering them with a spray of diarrhea poop; similar to when a passing car sprays gutter water/mud on a pedestrian. see crop dusting
Gabriel slid his pants below his buttocks ever so slyly, then commenced to shart while passing by his friend. The gutter-blasting rendered his friend completely disabled.
by m1ch43l J4cks0n December 29, 2010
mugGet the Gutter-blastingmug.

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