Verb. To absolutely just obliterate anything, own the moment, dominate a place, and just be the most alpha in a situation
"Yo how did you do in that exam?" "Gronked it bro that shit was cake"
"Did y'all end up hitting the bars last night?" "Yeah dawg we actually had a fat squad and gronked every bar we were in"
"Did y'all end up hitting the bars last night?" "Yeah dawg we actually had a fat squad and gronked every bar we were in"
by Zeus, Alpha of Gods December 15, 2018
Get the Gronkmug. 
kid no.1:Omg your the most skibidi person ever, u totally can rizz up all the gyat in ohio!
kid no.2:I know right u are the most skibidi ohio rizz sigma level 5 gyat ice spice rizzed up baby gronk at 3am with among us har har sigma male who fanum tax ishowspeed in oklahoma!
kid no.2:I know right u are the most skibidi ohio rizz sigma level 5 gyat ice spice rizzed up baby gronk at 3am with among us har har sigma male who fanum tax ishowspeed in oklahoma!
by Skibidi gen alpha January 10, 2024
Get the skibidi ohio rizz sigma level 5 gyat ice spice rizzed up baby gronk at 3am with among us har harmug. Haprer is a gronk
by That-one-guy-you-hate November 7, 2021
Get the gronkmug. A term used to describe an absolute waster, an idiot acting like a total mong or simply an individual that's been on the dank substance.
Mate 1: so where did James go last night?
Mate 2: oh he got smashed off 3WKD's and went home the total gronk.
Mate 2: oh he got smashed off 3WKD's and went home the total gronk.
by Urban_$am32 April 3, 2016
Get the Gronkmug. by On2ya April 27, 2025
Get the Gronkmug. by FudaTinkle June 3, 2018
Get the Gronkmug.