gremlin city

A group of goggers.

A goggle, if you will.
Filled with greasy cheese nerds. Degenerates, perhaps.
Made up of midgets, edgelords, weebs, liberals, republicans, giraffes, flamingos, torrential downpours, clones, nuggets, bronies, chai lattes, and the occasional brugg.
The only thing holding together the fabric of this groups reality is a mass of gremlins bumbling around and stirring a large pot of drama, served hot and fresh every so often whenever things get too peaceful.
They are bold, they are brash, some believe they belong in the trash.

“I just got kicked from gremlin city!”
“If it makes you feel any better, I didn’t get kicked...”

by gormlessminger August 15, 2021

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gremlin horse

when someone or something looks like a gremlin and a horse
also used to call out bad behaviour

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A: Wow he looks like a gremlin horse

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B: Ugh, stop being so gremlin horse!

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C: That wasn't very gremlin horse fo you.

by bizzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyy February 11, 2021

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Gremlin Hands

Abnormally small and wrinkly hands, like the hands of an old, old woman. Immune to the strongest hand lotions. Can be used as sand paper in rare cases.

Q:Why do you always wear mittens?

A: Because I have gremlin hands...

by munchkineater February 01, 2012

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gremlin protocol

Stopping yourself from doing something stupid after midnight on the recognition that, often, little good can come from impulsive actions after midnight.

Man, I was going to text this chick something pretty crazy last night, but after looking at the clock and seeing it was 12:30, I knew I should probably sleep on it, so I initiated Gremlin Protocol and locked it down.

by Schlink238 January 24, 2017

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