Abnormally small and wrinkly hands, like the hands of an old, old woman. Immune to the strongest hand lotions. Can be used as sand paper in rare cases.
by munchkineater March 6, 2012

A little shit who crawls into your life, no matter how many exterminators you call, you can’t get rid of it
by robloxsex22 April 9, 2022

A female that enjoys cold dark rooms full of alcohol, lube, and sex toys. Usually angry. Enjoys cum.
by Therealcumgremlin February 9, 2021

When you fuck someone so hard that they start grunting in an extremely deep voice, often sounding like a shitty Golem from Lord of The Rings. This low grunting will continue until your partner lets out a massive screech. Signifying their change into the Gremlin King/Queen, they are now the ruler of all Gremlins, truly a noble honor.
by Gamer_God_88 December 28, 2020

The noun used to refer to a girl you're hooking up with that's so ugly, you have to put a paper bag over her head, but you leave a hole for the mouth.
She wants your dick, but she's the ugliest bitch here. Dude, prep the paper bag because you just got yourself a jizz gremlin.
by Tubman-dickroad July 12, 2017

Gary stole hella percocets from his fathers prescription so him and his friends could be super gremlins
by Jarren January 25, 2022

a gremlin who inhabits buttholes. ussually very hairy and covered in large quantities of dingleberrys.more dingleberrys than the average bear
" Your such a shit smuggler" yelled Dookie Love "Aleast I'm not a butthole gremlin." replied johnson grass.
by will mcgarty June 7, 2007
