Goblin Metal

A genre of music played only by the band Pinkly Smooth, which was Jimmy Sullivan's earliest band. This type of music is amazing.

The Rev invented Goblin Metal and these are some songs:
Pinkly Smooth- Necromance Theatre
Pinkly Smooth- Mezmer
Pinkly Smooth- Nosferatu Does A Hefty Dance
Pinkly Smooth- Pixel & Nasal
Pinkly Smooth- The Body of Death of the Man with the Body of Death
Pinkly Smooth - McFly

by Death Fiction Fan June 14, 2010

Mind Goblin

A compulsive desire / need for something that is unrealistic or would not improve the situation that usually causes unreasonable distress to its victim.

Pat never uses his consumables in video games because his mind goblins tell him to hoard and save them.

by Mitral_ January 2, 2021

nose goblin

what i go mining for when i am bored at work

cripes... look at the size of that nose goblin. it's all green and bloody

by spanky July 10, 2003

squat goblin

A dim-witted, unevolved being, typically of short stature, , and with a large belly and a hairy and excrutiatingly ugly appearence. Squat goblins are notorious for their trickery and low morals. One famous squat goblin, going by the pseudonym "J-Train" became infamous after he attempted to sexually assault a female rower twice his strength.
Fear of giving birth to Squat Goblins gave rise to the Pro-Choice movement.

J-train: Hyea Babey
normal female woman: why are you talking to me you little ugly gnome?
J-train: You don't want my sexy little body?

****J-train brings out his bag of tricks and takes of his shirt and massages his hairy third nipple- trying to intice the normal woman

Normal female woman: fuck off you squat goblin! Why does it smell like shit?

by squat golbin22-train June 16, 2007

Goblin Bubblebutt

A chick with a pleasingly formed ass who has the personality and looks of Quasimodo.

Alison King is a complete cow sometimes but fuck she has a sweet ass. Good with the bad - gotta love a Goblin Bubblebutt.

by CasualPete January 1, 2012

gooch goblin

1.the same thing as a crotch goblin but with a funnier definition
2. a baby
3. what hides in old lady's gooches

dont open that old lady's legs! a gooch goblin could come out!

by "pop"errrrrattaboy February 2, 2008

poo goblins

Magical creatures that come in the night to remove poo from your girlfriend, because obviously girls don't poo. That would be gross.

Girlfriend: Oh babe I think I have to go number two.
Boyfriend: Not possible. What's wrong your poo goblins on vacation or something?

by Scout was fat. September 27, 2012