Glock Blocked

One who prevents another from harming or killing someone else.

"Man I was totally gonna kill them before you Glock Blocked me."

by Anonydudette February 8, 2019

Glockboy dave

A cool lowkey guy who dont care what others think, loyal, a gangsta but a big baby for his girl,and he's good at graphic arts. Glockboy dave haves trust issues, so when someone want to be cool with him he is a little nervous. Glockboy dave is a great boyfriend to have he will take care of you, send little but meaning full paragraph, and most of all love her girlfriend no matter what even when he's mad at her. Glockboy dave will require time and patience when dating him, nevertheless he will make you feel happy no matter what.

Fuck steve, get you a glockboy dave OGD.

by Dave frm 120 November 7, 2019

Glock 'n' spiel

Not to be confused with the old-fashioned xylophone-like instrument, this term refers to Madea's lengthy "gettin'-getter-got" monologue to Dr. Phil. in which she says she'll "get my Glock" if "the gotters get me".

Dr. Phil totally didn't know how to handle Madea after her rambling "Glock 'n' spiel", and so he told her retinue that they'd have to "get someone else to treat her --- I'm done".

by QuacksO January 15, 2020

Glockdown

At around day 20 of the lockdown, when the pistols come out.

It was a total glockdown of the city.

by Vatu April 28, 2020

GLOCKSBURG BUD YEE YEE

n.
location, somewhere in the hills of northern California closer to the coast

"Throw yo hood up!"
"GLOCKSBURG BUD YEE YEE!"

by NOT IN MY MERICA NOZIR September 12, 2020

glokty

When an authority figure try to use their white privilege to control what you can say.

My boss Mr. Cobaselic is a real glokty not letting me talking at the meeting.

by Sir Kevin Block September 14, 2020

GLOCKSBURG BUD YEE YEE

exclamation informal

To end a nomal conversation/debate the most nignat way possible in .83 secs flat and that's my kind of ignat

Teacher, "Well soulless ginger Brad if you're soooo smart what's 4x4?"
Soulless ginger Brad, "All the math I need to know if 4x4 don't get stuck. GLOCKSBURG BUD YEE YEE!"

by NOT IN MY MERICA NOZIR September 16, 2020