Hash tinted glasses

Like rose tinted glasses, people remembering experiences as better than they actually were due to the influence of marijuana at the time of the experience.

Guy 1: the band at prom last night were so good
Guy 2: no they weren't, they sucked ass. You only enjoyed it because you were high.
Guy 1: man I must be looking back at it through hash tinted glasses

by Acb1998 October 1, 2015

year 6 glasses

What you wear as a granny after preschool glasses

You used to wear preschool glasses but now you wear year 6 glasses

by 😗’s there September 26, 2018

cat-eyed glasses

Cat-eyed glasses were popular in the late 50s/early 60s/70s. They had faux pearls and rhinestones in the glasses frames. Now and then you see an old bag who still wears cat-eyed glasses she bought in 1961. Cat-eyed glasses are making sort of a come-back, but I like the old bag ladies who still wear them.

GET WITH IT!

Example: ".....hey you old bag - yeah you with the goofy cat-eyed glasses..." go buy a new pair at The Optical Shop.

by Miss DeBenedetto March 4, 2019

Glasses Muffintop

When you need a haircut and your hair hangs over the sides of the glasses, and the view of your head straight on looks like a muffin top. Also tiny glasses on a fat person = glasses muffintop.

yo I need a hair cut so bad! I put my glasses on and had a glasses muffintop!

by eviscer8tor November 14, 2012

Glare

The glare was one of the three mobs for the 2021 minecraft mob vote, but no one voted for him because he was just the “f3” key

Bob: it’s so sad that the glare didn’t win, he would have been so usefull!

Michael: Bob you are high again you idiot

by Tom00s December 6, 2021

A History of the World in 6 Glasses

That one book your AP World teacher requires you to read, but you never really understand the purpose of the book. Although your teacher gives you plenty of time to read the book, you will always procrastinate and read it the class period before. The book itself is split into six parts: beer, wine, spirits, coffee, tea, and cola. Each part is mind-numbing and confusing and you'll eventually just get lost in what is going on. After finishing the book, I genuinely still have no idea why this book is so essential to understand world history.

Bob: Hey, wanna read A History of the World in 6 Glasses?
Any Reasonable Human Being: Why, does it look like I want to torture myself? You need to get checked out man...
Bob: Be nice, this book has some redeeming qualities.
ARHB(to themselves): Wow this dude is gonna stay a virgin his whole life.

In A History of the World in Six Glasses...

Chapter 2: Wine

**** ACTUAL EXCERPT ****
Wine was important, but yet it wasn't that important. Only the rich dudes could get it, but poor people could not. Some dudes diluted, while some dudes were raw. However, this brings up the question "Was the use of wine foreshadowing the development of the printing press and the Scientific Revolution?" However, the most important point out of all of this is that wahmen couldn't drink it, so wine is sexist. Therefore, you shouldn't drink wine because it was sexist.

by SleazyBoy December 28, 2018

Fuhrer-Glasses

The leader of the BHB, the ButthurtBrigade, on deviantART.

People constantly make him the butt of jokes, conspiracies, trolling and spam, either on his profile or in his group.

That guy, Fuhrer-Glasses, he's pretty funny.

by GeneralKoolaid July 25, 2011