A serial killer who subtly disposes of the bodies of their victims by burying them at midnight in their gardens under the pretext of doing some midnight gardening
"I see your neighbour was at it again last night?" "Yeah, you need to watch your step with him, he's a real midnight gardener"
by MC86 June 24, 2021
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A Nerd Gardener is a third tier nerd, one who takes care of the general populous's need for vegetarian foods. They also take care of the Royal Nerd Palace's gardens and make sure the landscape is in check.
Nerd Gardeners, are, by exact Nerd Mandate, "those who work for the aesthetic welfare of the Empire of Nerds."
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A Nerd Gardener is a third tier nerd, one who takes care of the general populous's need for vegetarian foods. They also take care of the Royal Nerd Palace's gardens and make sure the landscape is in check.
Nerd Gardeners, are, by exact Nerd Mandate, "those who work for the aesthetic welfare of the Empire of Nerds."
by Ashur January 27, 2004
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I was so garner yesterday that I woke up today and thought it was yesterday.
I was so garner yesterday that I woke up today and thought it was yesterday.
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I especially love his eyes they are gorgeous.
Honestly he's the one thaty keeps my heart beating and makes me smile.
I especially love his eyes they are gorgeous.
Honestly he's the one thaty keeps my heart beating and makes me smile.
by BeautyThroughBrokenGlass October 31, 2011
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