funeral hoe

That woman/girl who wears the tight short black dress and pink high heels at a funeral, looking like she trying to pick up a grieving family member.

Do you see that girl in that tight dress? She must be trying to get that grieving dick. She is such a funeral hoe.

by Jkrbeast June 13, 2018

Funemployment

1. An act of cheering yourself up by using the time you’re unemployment to have fun.

Kara Danvers decided to get off the couch and start her funemployment after being fired from Catco Worldwide Media.

by Ragingangel13 July 14, 2018

FUNET?

|eff u en e tea|
(f-u-n-e-t)
have you any tea?

Person 1: funet?
Person 2: Svft.

by Mythical_That November 1, 2018

Funeral Bang

When you are attending a funeral with your closest relatives and you whip your dick out and it turns into a pornhub-like scene of a family orgy taking place. It only ends when the deceased person has came.

I work at a funeral home and I witnessed a funeral bang last week. I was disgusted.

by Bryan Seaman May 14, 2019

funest

better than fun. duh

bro 1: whats doin
bro 2: vibin
bro 1: is it fun bro?
bro 2: the funest bro

by Scarlett Buncle December 21, 2019

Funeral Sandwich

a funeral sandwich is small triangular sandwiches that you would typically have at a funeral/wake. Most common phrase in Ireland

I’d love a funeral sandwich right now

by Derv B June 14, 2020

Funeral jumper

Someone who has to be part of the tragedy when they weren't actually a part of anything involved emotionally nor a friend

Hey, so do you even remember Katelyn even knowing him? Nah, she's just here for the ceremony as a funeral jumper

by Lil Pepper Pants July 13, 2021